Chris Priestman


5 games reviewed
70.6 average score
70 median score
20.0% of games recommended
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55 / 100 - Goat Simulator
Apr 4, 2014

Goat Simulator is the stupid game it wants to be

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Jun 3, 2014

But the game's reliance on establishing such a personal connection in order to meet its noble goal of self-discovery does breed fragility. This becomes apparent in the game's multifaceted ending, which sees the game's creators striving to draw attention to the game's artificiality. Attention is drawn to the puppetry in order to take you out of the narrative and to reveal that your choices were futile.

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Oct 26, 2014

Styx's greatest strength is in always providing another option when a passageway appears to be impenetrable.

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70 / 100 - Grow Up!
Aug 26, 2016

Grow Up’s dedication to scalable verticality is all part of the thrill.

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Jan 22, 2019

Capcom's remake is a spectacularly gory game that brings a classic in line with horror titles of today, and only at the loss of some of the original's beloved goofiness.Chris Priestman

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