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Elias Blondeau


Favorite Games:
  • Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
  • The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
  • Persona 3

87 games reviewed
72.7 average score
76 median score
49.4% of games recommended

Elias Blondeau's Reviews

Freelance critic, part-time blogger, full-time nerd. I like ranting about stuff, and I'm occasionally funny.
6 / 10.0 - Mafia 3
Oct 11, 2016

Mafia III's ambitions are large and its narrative vital, but ultimately this satisfying revenge yarn is hampered by dated mechanics and progression systems that belong in a 2007 GTA knock-off.

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6 / 10.0 - XCOM 2
Oct 3, 2016

XCOM 2's console version is a buggy mess cobbled together from a far better game, and the worst possible way to experience the game.

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6 / 10.0 - Capsule Force
May 18, 2016

A novel aesthetic and solid core gameplay go to waste in Capsule Force, thanks to a woeful lack of content and no online functionality.

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Apr 18, 2016

The Flame in the Flood squanders a novel idea and fantastic aesthetic with mind-numbing repetition and a broken sense of progression.

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6 / 10.0 - No Man's Sky
Aug 12, 2016

No Man’s Sky is a shallow package of undercooked ideas that will ultimately go forgotten in a year full of other, better releases.

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Aug 26, 2016

Hatsune Miku Project Diva X is a complete retooling of a series that didn’t need it, hobbled by a sub-par tracklist and an overall lack of substantial content.

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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition is an attempt to make a quick buck off gullible consumers.

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6 / 10.0 - Shiny
Sep 13, 2016

Shiny tries its best with a winning aesthetic and concept, but technical malfunctions and clumsy controls ultimately keep it from being worth most peoples’ time.

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6 / 10.0 - Driveclub VR
Oct 20, 2016

Racing in VR is a thrill, but playing Driveclub again isn’t, which makes Driveclub VR a pretty unenticing offer despite the game housing more content than other VR titles so far.

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Jan 17, 2017

Not awful but far from good, Fate/Extella: The Umbral Star is a title that lets down fans and keeps away newcomers with a pithy story, mediocre gameplay, and a generic art direction that betrays the franchise’s roots.

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6 / 10.0 - Prey
May 9, 2017

Prey is a game that is a patchwork of other titles with no swatches of originality added to the mix.

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6 / 10.0 - Tekken 7
Jun 1, 2017

Tekken 7 has the barebones basics for a good fighter, but it's missing the trimmings that make it worth recommending over bigger, and cheaper competition.

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6 / 10.0 - How We Soar (VR)
Jan 5, 2017

How We Soar has a lot of potential, but it’s left unrealized in what ultimately amounts to a very unfulfilling game.

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Feb 21, 2017

It feels dirty to say “no” to new Psychonauts, but Rhombus of Ruin is a half-baked attempt at wrapping up the first game’s cliffhanger bundled with some monotonous gameplay and too little content for the asking price.

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Atelier Firis: The Alchemist of the Mysterious Journey is a dull, flat story filled with insipid characters, delivered through thoroughly monotonous gameplay and dragged out over the course of an interminable amount of time. Steer clear of this trope-ridden snoozefest.

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Apr 18, 2017

Full Throttle hasn't aged particularly well, and it's made more unenjoyable by a remaster that actively sucks the life out of the game's personality.

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There’s pretty much no reason to buy In Space We Brawl

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5 / 10.0 - POSTAL Redux
Jun 2, 2016

Postal Redux is a mediocre letdown for series fans, with nothing to say and very little incentive to play it.

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JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven is a joyless, uninspired adaptation of one of manga’s most joyful, inspired titles, and one of the flattest gaming experiences of the year.

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Jul 20, 2017

Final Fantasy XII was outdone by the competition when it came out eleven years ago, and The Zodiac Age changes absolutely nothing in that regard. An overpriced and undercooked re-release of a game better left forgotten.

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