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Perry Ruhland

Los Angeles, CA

Favorite Games:
  • DOOM (1993)
  • Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
  • Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

27 games reviewed
66.2 average score
70 median score
34.6% of games recommended

Perry Ruhland's Reviews

Aspiring author. Part time horrible procrastinator. FPS connoisseur. Tactical games journalist. Professional hater of fun. No matter what role Perry's currently playing, it's a safe bet to assume that he's doing it fairly poorly - but still managing to turn it into some sort of article.

VA-11 Hall-A is a stunning adventure that manages to deliver one of gaming's greatest stories.

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Duke Nukem: World Tour may lack some of the expansions of the Megaton Edition, but the fresh coat of paint and bonus episode make it the definitive Duke experience.

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9 / 10.0 - Doom
May 17, 2016

Not even tacked-on multiplayer or a weak level editor can stop DOOM from being a total blast from start to finish.

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Turok is one of the greatest shooters on the Nintendo 64, and it 's made even better with this fantastic update.

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9 / 10.0 - SUPERHOT
Feb 25, 2016

A genius shooter close to rivaling legends, sadly cut down by its minuscule running time.

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May 7, 2015

A bloody romp through Castle Wolfenstein and beyond that falters near the end, but is still worth the price of admission.

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Sep 5, 2016

An exercise in brilliant simplicity, Mother Russia Bleeds takes you on a thrilling and depraved ride through the USSR.

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8 / 10.0 - Dark Souls III
Apr 25, 2016

Dark Souls III isn't revolutionary, but it's taken me on a ride I won't be forgetting anytime soon.

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Mar 18, 2016

A thoroughly enjoyable survival horror title that can provide good scares and a great atmosphere.

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Mar 8, 2015

While it's better than the first two, Five Nights at Freddy's 3 suffers from an unresponsive defense mechanic.

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7.5 / 10.0 - Party Hard
Sep 3, 2015

Party Hard may suffer from repetition at times, but the more I play it, the more it grows on me.

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7.5 / 10.0 - Gryphon Knight Epic
Aug 20, 2015

A fun, solid sidescrolling shooter. There's not a lot wrong with it, and I managed to have some good fun.

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7 / 10.0 - DEADBOLT
Apr 11, 2016

Deadbolt isn't the fairest game on the market, but it always keeps you coming back for more.

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7 / 10.0 - Dishonored 2
Jan 5, 2017

Dishonored 2 is a functional follow-up to a classic that is mired by the addition of all sorts of unnecessary elements.

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7 / 10.0 - Clustertruck
Sep 27, 2016

While Clustertruck may hit some speed bumps here and there, there's nothing quite like it when it cuts loose.

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7 / 10.0 - The Sexy Brutale
Apr 10, 2017

The Sexy Brutale is an occasionally muddled sci-fi story with just enough macabre charm and attention to detail to make it stand out.

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Sep 10, 2016

A mechanically solid game with some fantastic level design that sadly delivers a narrative that is ho-hum at best.

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6 / 10.0 - OmniBus
May 26, 2016

Omnibus is an enjoyable game with a fun premise, but the novel concept is brought down by wonky physics.

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Feb 25, 2017

With a horrifically conflicting relationship between mechanics and narrative, Berserk and the Band of the Hawk is a great example of two great tastes that don't taste great together.

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5 / 10.0 - Mr. Shifty
May 9, 2017

Bland, inoffensive, and instantly forgettable - Mr. Shifty does nothing a lot wrong, but it does nothing a lot right either.

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