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Jordan Oloman

Newcastle Upon Tyne
Mr_Olomano
Razputin Aquato

Favorite Games:
  • Psychonauts
  • Psychonauts
  • Psychonauts

74 games reviewed
79.4 average score
80 median score
75.7% of games recommended

Jordan Oloman's Reviews

Geordie Archaeology Graduate and Freelance Journalist. Whispering Rock Psychic Summer Camp Wannabe.
9 / 10.0 - Abzu
Aug 8, 2016

A pinnacle of aesthetic design and the best use of the Unreal Engine to date, ABZÛ is an unmissable underwater romp.

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9.5 / 10.0 - Overcooked
Sep 8, 2016

Overcooked belongs in the hall of fame of couch co-op with its delicious blend of tense gameplay and imaginative level design.

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4.5 / 5.0 - Event[0]
Sep 14, 2016

If you’re looking for something to break through the mould, look no further than Event [0], an innovative indie title with a lot of charm.

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Sep 16, 2016

An interesting exploration of blue-collar monotony with a macabre twist, Diaries Of A Spaceport Janitor begs to be explored and understood

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Sep 19, 2016

All of this works to take the heart out of this game, and make it feel like a slap-dash effort on PC. The gameplay is truly eclectic, but the ridiculous graphics fiasco and the lackluster set dressing bring it way down. It may well be the best gameplay this series has seen since the PS2 era, but it doesn’t look the part.

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Unscored - Dead Rising HD
Sep 23, 2016

If you haven’t played any of the Dead Rising games, this is still the best one, and this gorgeous remaster is the best place to start.

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4.5 / 5.0 - Clustertruck
Sep 27, 2016

If anything, Clustertruck is a simple, novel idea fleshed out and turned into a viable game. At its current price, it’s also worth every penny, and I can see myself using this for study breaks, a filler game for listening to podcasts, and that’s not counting my current strive to get to the top of the leaderboards.

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9.5 / 10.0 - FIFA 17
Oct 6, 2016

EA have refined and near perfected the soccer simulation, but also experimented with some bold ideas that work well and breathe new life into this veteran series.

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Nov 23, 2016

Regardless of the lack of new content, this game was and still is a seriously funny, perhaps underrated title from the PS2 era. The gameplay still feels solid on a fancy new controller, and it’s always going to be an interesting premise, in this case executed well. If you’re looking for a nostalgic way to pass the time, I’d like to think this is the game for you.

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4 / 5.0 - Maize
Dec 1, 2016

Even though the game basically pulls you from one remarkable situation to the next, that is kind of the point, and I really enjoyed my time with Maize. It has that self-aware LucasArts ridiculousness that is wonderfully endearing, and seeing as we’re currently lacking in adventure games, Maize is a welcome breath of fresh air.

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Dec 7, 2016

The only problem with the game is that I wanted more of it. Her Majesty’s Spiffing will run you about four hours. Once you reach its end, the game is very clear with the player stating that ‘This story will continue… maybe… if we get enough sales’. Hopefully for the developers, quality of product will lead to quantity of sales, and the adventures of S.P.I.F.F.I.NG are able to continue on.

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3.5 / 5.0 - Diluvion
Feb 1, 2017

Overall, I see Diluvion as a spectacle first and a game second. It’s wonderful to look at, listen to and experience. You could easily get lost in this subterranean adventure, but the lackluster controls and repetitive gameplay chip away at the luxurious coat of paint, and you may start to forget about those few fascinating moments of tense exploration.

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Apr 6, 2017

Snake Pass is a formidable, acutely designed puzzle platformer with a unique twist, unlike anything I've ever played

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Apr 11, 2017

Ruin of the Reckless is a wonderful new entry to the Roguelike arena that binds tantalising, mechanically sound gameplay with a gorgeous art style and an inspiring soundtrack.

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Apr 11, 2017

Thimbleweed Park grips the Adventure Game (verb) wheel and reinvents the genre for the modern era with an unmissable, fun-packed mystery that will delight nostalgia hunters and die-hard fans as well as gamers who don't know their Guybrush from their LeChuck.

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Apr 19, 2017

Voodoo Vince Remastered is a burlap bonanza 13 years later, providing nostalgia for fans and a fresh, compelling experience for those invested in the 3D Platforming genre. Come to New Orleans for the alluring art style and stay for the clever gameplay and sonically pleasing score.

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Apr 24, 2017

A perfect use of the Video Game medium to create an emotional experience, This Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy is a fun, introspective jaunt that provokes and soothes the mind in equal measure.

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92% - Prey
May 7, 2017

Prey delivers one of the finest Immersive Simulators of the last decade, coated in a gorgeous stylistic veneer and a surprisingly deep narrative that will grab you from the get-go

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73% - The Surge
May 15, 2017

Deck 13 improve on Lords of the Fallen with a sci-fi Souls game in a gorgeous universe, but it still falls short at a couple of hurdles before it can be considered a worthwhile experience for fans of this emergent genre.

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85% - Get Even
Jun 20, 2017

Get Even is a spectacular genre-bending indie with a number of novel ideas only hampered by a few marginal technical bumps in the road. If you're a fan of psychological thrillers and are looking for something fresh and exciting, this is the game for you!

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