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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Metroid Prime / Undertale
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario

203 games reviewed
74.0 average score
75 median score
49.3% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not battling the forces of evil, he's playing video games and making videos about video games.
6 / 10.0 - Fortified
Feb 19, 2016

Fortified is a decent first attempt at a wave-based, "tower defence" shooter from a studio that has, until now, made only mobile games.

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5 / 10.0 - Rainbow Moon
Mar 7, 2016

There's no pot of gold at the end of this Rainbow…Moon.

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Mar 15, 2016

While it is a little rough around the edges, it's an interesting fighter and a welcomed addition to Nintendo's collection of one first-party fighting games.

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5.5 / 10.0 - Sheltered
Apr 5, 2016

Hardcore survivalists might find something enjoyable in Sheltered, but the game is too slow and far too boring to get fully invested.

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It’s certainly a charming, and fun game, some deeper ties to the series roots could have made it a near flawless execution in the Rune Factory series.

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Apr 14, 2016

I don’t know what makes me angrier, that Automatron is a hollow and boring bit of DLC, or that it actually made me have to reinstall Fallout 4 on my PS4

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Apr 19, 2016

If you're a fan of Fire Emblem, Oregon Trail or any of the Telltale games, then you'll find something to enjoy on with The Banner Saga 2.

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Apr 25, 2016

Corpse Party is by no means bad, but a lack of polish and weird shifts in tone kept it from being something really great.

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8 / 10.0 - Space Food Truck
May 9, 2016

I thoroughly enjoyed Space Food Truck, and not exactly for the reasons I thought I would.

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9 / 10.0 - Doom
May 16, 2016

Doom captures the feeling of nostalgic fun without being cynical. Brutal, intense and incredibly fun.

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May 25, 2016

Far Harbor bears so many of the same problems of Fallout 4 base game that more often than not, I was having a bad time.

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Blood and Wine is an expansion to raise a glass to.

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4 / 10.0 - Umbrella Corps
Jul 6, 2016

Umbrella Corps it’s neither fun nor fully functional to justify its existence.

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9 / 10.0 - Western Press
Jul 11, 2016

Western Press shoots from the hip, right through the heart.

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5 / 10.0 - Forced Showdown
Jul 13, 2016

Nothing about it feels genuine, nor is any of it engaging enough to sustain more than a few hours of interest.

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8.5 / 10.0 - Unholy Heights
Jul 29, 2016

Unholy Heights is so good, it’ll make you feel sympathy for the devil.

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Little King’s Story is a game that’ll make you say, “oh I just can’t wait to be king.”

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Aug 18, 2016

Layers of Fear: Inheritance far too reliant on jump-scares, while somehow not even fully understanding what makes those scares effective.

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8 / 10.0 - Worms W.M.D
Aug 25, 2016

While it does feel like the series hit its plateau a while back, Worms W.M.D is a welcome addition to the series, being beautifully crafted and as fun as ever.

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Sep 8, 2016

If Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth, then Nuka-World is the crappiest place in the Wasteland.

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