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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Metroid Prime / Undertale
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario

197 games reviewed
74.1 average score
75 median score
50.3% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not battling the forces of evil, he's playing video games and making videos about video games.
8 / 10.0 - Dropsy
Sep 22, 2015

It's bizarre, thought-provoking, and challenging enough to keep you invested for hours.

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Sep 22, 2015

Destiny takes the best parts of Halo and combines them with the worst parts of Borderlands.

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5 / 10.0 - NBA Live 16
Sep 28, 2015

Overall, NBA Live 2016 is another sports game. I did have fun while I was playing it; however, it seemed like there was a serious barrier between my understanding of basketball and how much fun I could have. Serious basketball fans will no doubt enjoy it, but if you're not a serious basketball fan, while it might make a decent game for when you have friends over, I think Mario Party would do the exact same thing.

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Afro Samurai 2 is so bad it actually made me physically disheartened to play it.

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It's a fun little distraction that doesn't require too much attention to enjoy.

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9 / 10.0 - Undertale
Oct 5, 2015

Undertale is like Earthbound if it were a Hayao Miyazaki movie: strange, interesting, and profoundly unique.

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Dragon Quest Heroes feels like a simple distraction, but it actually has quite a bit of depth.

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Oct 22, 2015

Saint Seiya is also an extremely fun fighter that mixes up the standard formula of the arcade fighter.

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Oct 26, 2015

Cute Things Dying Violently is a boring, frustrating, mediocre physics game that's been done a hundred before and a hundred times better.

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6 / 10.0 - Guitar Hero Live
Oct 26, 2015

If it wasn't for some questionable design choices with the game's most important element, it could have been a flawless experience.

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8 / 10.0 - Yo-Kai Watch
Nov 4, 2015

For a pocket-sized RPG that will provide hours of gameplay, it's certainly worth a look.

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8 / 10.0 - Fallout 4
Nov 9, 2015

Fallout 4 is certainly enjoyable and I highly recommend it, I'm not sure if this is the revolutionary Fallout title that we've all been waiting for

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Nov 27, 2015

I honestly don't see where all the hate for this game is coming from; Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival is an enjoyable board game that blends in the elements of Animal Crossing perfectly.

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7 / 10.0 - Hard West
Dec 9, 2015

If you're hankering for a million ways to die in the west, I'd say this is worth a look.

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Dec 29, 2015

Overall, World of Warships is an excellent game, and I'd highly recommend it if you're into this kind of thing.

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The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel had my attention and lost it.

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Jan 20, 2016

It's certainly not a bad game by any means, it just doesn't do enough with the Mario and Luigi RPG or Paper Mario brands to really stand out.

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Jan 28, 2016

Overall, Rodea the Sky Soldier is an interesting game and worth owning for anyone with a Wii or WiiU.

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Feb 8, 2016

Overall, I can't recommend Clockwork Tales: Of Glass and Ink, not when there are so many other better point-and-clicks out there.

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7.5 / 10.0 - Project X Zone 2
Feb 12, 2016

As a sequel, it's okay, offering the same basic game as its predecessor, but with enough fresh ideas that it feels new.

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