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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Super Metroid / Undertale
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario

91 games reviewed
73.4 average score
80 median score
51.6% of games recommended
Scores 0.7 higher than average

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Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. He sometimes chronicles his adventures in the hilariously mediocre (currently on hiatus) webcomic GO NINJA, and other times he records himself playing video games for Youtube
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Jordan Biordi
Apr 25, 2019

Dragon's Dogma stands the test of time and is excellently recreated on Switch.

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Jordan Biordi
Mar 27, 2019

Like a Pop-Up Book, Crafted World is creative and fun, but only paper-thin.

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For as great as Bowser's Inside Story is, it does little to justify busting out the 3DS again.

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Jordan Biordi
Dec 24, 2018

The latest entry in RollerCoaster Tycoon franchise is less a Fun-House and more a nauseating ride on the Tilt-o-Whirl.

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Jordan Biordi
Dec 6, 2018

The newest entry in the Smash Bros series truly earns the title of Ultimate.

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7 / 10.0 - Luigi's Mansion
Oct 22, 2018

Luigi's Mansion remains the classic it always was, but it's little more than 3DS life-support.

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Jordan Biordi
Oct 16, 2018

While Starlink shot for the moon and missed, it still managed to lands amongst the stars.

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Jordan Biordi
Oct 12, 2018

The breakout indie hit The Escapists finds it way onto the Nintendo Switch. Is it a runaway success or is it locked away in a maximum security prison.

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Jordan Biordi
Oct 1, 2018

Assassin's Creed Odyssey is Ubisoft's latest entry into the franchise, and despite having little connection to its predecessors, remains a solid Action-RPG.

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9 / 10.0 - Wandersong
Sep 27, 2018

Wandersong made me believe in love again

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While it remains similar to its predecessors in plot and structure, The Final Season: Episode One starts the finale off strong

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10 / 10.0 - Sonic Mania Plus
Jul 10, 2018

Sonic Mania Plus adds more to a game that was already perfect

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6.5 / 10.0 - EARTHLOCK
May 30, 2018

Earthlock is a good game, locked behind a lack of polish

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Jordan Biordi
May 19, 2018

Though not perfect, what the Nintendo Labo does and what it has the potential to do outshines its minor flaws as a product.

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Donkey Kong is the perfect thaw for Nintendo's freeze on big releases in the coming months.

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Jordan Biordi
Mar 27, 2018

Way of the Passive Fist is a game that continually left me wanting more and I highly recommend it.

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7 / 10.0 - MLB 18: The Show
Mar 24, 2018

Overall, MLB The Show 18 isn't exactly a homerun, but it's definitely a double.

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5 / 10.0 - Gravel
Mar 1, 2018

Gravel is aptly named: rough, mildly broken, and dull.

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10 / 10.0 - Owlboy
Feb 23, 2018

Owlboy is a masterpiece. Plain and simple.

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Jordan Biordi
Feb 14, 2018

Bayonetta & Bayonetta 2 are a perfect witch's brew of fun and functionality on the Switch.

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