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Chris White

WhiteRiot1983

Favorite Games:
  • Shenmue
  • Metal Gear Solid
  • Fallout 3

745 games reviewed
79.6 average score
80 median score
66.5% of games recommended

Chris White's Reviews

I write about video games for God is a Geek. I'm a pretty cool guy, just ask my mum.
4 / 10.0 - Shadwen
May 23, 2016

A disappointing stealth title that could have been so much more, giving you little more than a few hours of enjoyment before everything begins to grate on you.

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4 / 10.0 - Coast Guard
Nov 18, 2015

Coast Guard struggles to keep its head above water and offers very little to keep you going back for more.

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If you are a huge Guardians fan then this is probably worth your time. Like me, if you already own the Season Pass, this is just more of what you love. It all comes down to your value proposition, if you think a few new characters and about 15 minutes worth of new content is worth $3 then you should download this right now. However, I can't recommend this as paid, stand alone, DLC.

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May 25, 2023

The Lord of the Rings: Gollum is littered with technical and gameplay issues that dampen the fact that there's a great story at its heart.

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Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - Definitive Edition is anything but definitive, with too many issues that simply cannot be overlooked.

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5 / 10.0 - The Good Life
Oct 15, 2021

The Good Life is a bit of a mess, trying to be too many things and getting very little right, with weak characters and an unpolished plot.

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Jun 7, 2021

Wonder Boy: Asha in Monster World is a basic platformer that never holds your excitement, with mechanics that just don't work anymore.

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Jan 11, 2021

Hong Kong Massacre tries to emulate the adrenaline-fueled romp that was Hotline Miami, but it fails to deliver the same thrilling experience.

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5 / 10.0 - Shenmue III
Dec 6, 2019

Shenmue III could've been made 18 years ago as it feels very similar to the previous two entries, with no real improvements, making it feel rather outdated.

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Nov 19, 2019

A Doctor Who game set in a virtual world could have been something really special. Unfortunately, the slow movement and generic puzzles don't do much for Maze Theory's game.

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Jan 15, 2018

If you've always fancied playing the Tiny Troopers series, this might not be a bad place to start.

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5 / 10.0 - 100ft Robot Golf
Oct 24, 2016

If you fancy a golf game as far away from simulation as possible then this is most definitely for you. It isn’t the smartest or the sharpest game on the market, but it still grabs you despite its flaws.

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Jul 15, 2016

Crush Your Enemies is an RTS that’ll hold your attention for a little while, with toilet humour you’ll either appreciate or hate, but there are plenty of better games in the genre already on the market.

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Does a good job of showcasing the spirit of the turtles, but never reaches its potential and will let you down with repetitive combat, lack of local co-op and bland environments.

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5 / 10.0 - Ares Omega
Mar 24, 2016

Ares Omega provides a challenge, but it lacks anything outside of its vanilla campaign and repetitive combat.

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5 / 10.0 - Calvino Noir
Sep 24, 2015

Calvino Noir needed less time and effort spent on aesthetics and more spent on gameplay and delivery.

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Nov 7, 2016

A decent attempt at a dungeon crawler, but there just isn't the same appeal or craftsmanship seen in games like Diablo 3 or Baldur's Gate.

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5.5 / 10.0 - Disney Speedstorm
May 3, 2023

Disney Speedstorm has plenty of potential, but at present the racing feels unbalanced and there's far too much currency to get familiar with.

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Deadly Premonition 2 on PC features some improvements to the Switch version, but a fair few issues are still present.

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5.5 / 10.0 - Shred! 2
Apr 29, 2020

Shred! 2 is a tough game with unresponsive controls, meaning it's often tough to balance landing a jump successfully and hitting a trick required to get you those all elusive stars.

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