Crush Your Enemies Reviews
Vile Monarch created a simple RTS, but in many ways they oversimplified things. Straightforward gameplay doesn't give us ways to fight unfair opponents, dialogues bank on cheap laugh and experience is just not that fun as it was supposed to be.
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Crush Your Enemies claims to harken back to the time when RTS games were more popular but misses the mark on many levels.
Vile Monarch’s Grzegorz and Kacper have done some awesome stuff in their career - 'This War of Mine' is a personal favorite. With 'Crush Your Enemies' I don’t know what happened. They tried to subvert the genre of mobile gaming and satirize the clickfest, and yet they just created what they were trying to parody.
Horrendous dialogue, overly simplistic controls and mechanics make for a terrible adventure for Brog and his Barbarians. Although it’s admirable to make a simplistic RTS, doing so completely strips any ability for the player to overcome the unfair odds that the game presents as soon as the tutorials come to an abrupt end.
If you take away every word of written dialogue and every story note of this game, it could be tolerable, although it still wouldn't control well without a touch or mouse interface. If you want to try this game, I suggest a different platform.