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Popcap has improved upon the template they laid out with Garden Warfare, fleshing out the sequel with an array of things with which you can wile away your time. It's excellent family friendly fun but genuinely great to play for all ages. Get it, play it with your little ones, and play it on your own. You'll love it.
Playing the first episode of Hitman brought back fond memories of unique kills from previous titles, with the grander and more compelling scale of the game adding tons of replayability. I don't doubt there will be those left frustrated with the game's short length, but its focus on great gameplay is where Hitman truly shines. Even though you only feel like you've dipped your toes in the water, the first instalment of Hitman leaves a lot of promise for the rest of the series.
A poor attempt at a Gears of War clone that gets almost nothing right.
Greyhill Incident could have cornered a niche in the market, yet its forgettable story, poor dialogue, and lazy gameplay make it one to miss.
Between lackluster combat, outdated graphics and the horrendous stripping mechanic, it's very hard to think of a reason to recommend Akiba's Trip: Hellbound and Debriefed.
Farmer's Dynasty could have some appeal with a blend of RPG, farming and life simulations, but it is a woefully optimised piece of software with frame rates that judder to a halt after thirty minutes of play.
Randall is buggy, loose, and unresponsive, but worst of all a completely boring platformer that isn't worth your time.
A weak football simulation that lacks any real depth, making you wonder what the necessity of trying to bring back was.
The fact that Lococycle was intended to be an Xbox 360 game to begin with is quite clear, as it does nothing to take advantage of the new power that the Xbox One affords it. Despite a mixed bag of launch titles on the console, this is by far the biggest disappointment, as Twisted Pixel have delighted us so much in the past.
Instead of being fun to play, Gal Gun Double Peace focuses entirely on half naked schoolgirls.
Flashback 2 is a mind-boggling mess of a game with few redeeming features, and a sequel we just didn't need.
Aztech Forgotten Gods has a great setting, but that doesn't excuse how bad controlling the main character feels.
That Babylon's Fall comes from Platinum Games is perhaps the biggest surprise here. A banal, uninspired hack 'n' slasher with no imagination or personality.
Dawn of Fear is a poor attempt to recreate the magic of a survival horror classic, with too many problems to gain any sense of enjoyment.
A poor offering from Red Dev leaves us with a game almost impossible to recommend
Even those who enjoy a word puzzle will find Wordhunters frustrating and dull. It lacks any spark, and should be avoided.
An uninspired, unoriginal Left4Dead clone that suffers from wishy-washy shooting and a lack of polish
A poorly written game with gameplay that feels stiff and archaic, along with endless waves of enemies that take far too long to beat.
As its name suggests, playing this at times is painful, void of fun, and a chore that could've been avoided had a lot more care been put into it.
It's such a shame that Bravo Team is bad because Supermassive has made some great games, but this is by far the worst.