Birth. Movies. Death.'s Reviews
The fantasies I want to fulfil aren’t found in the trenches.
Like a three-legged dog or a cycloptic cat, it’s almost endearing in its jankiness.
One of the few open-world action games where I’d rather just zip around collecting crystals.
Horizon: Zero Dawn is not just a great game - it's straight-up great science fiction.
I can foresee a dedicated core of combat nerds jamming the shit out of For Honor, but it’s definitely not for everyone.
Maybe I’ll never finish it, just so it’ll still be there for me.
Hope your inventory contains blood pressure medication.
Likely to appeal to the game’s twin demographics of children and, er, inner children.
I'm not sure Mass Effect: Andromeda is a bad game, but it is a colossally average game, drowning in its own feature list and quest journal.
The enemies feel like monsters sculpted out of plasticine from some studio-disowned animated Roald Dahl adaptation.
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe feels like a victory lap, the delightful culmination of decades of refinement.
What Remains of Edith Finch isn’t some Batmanny trudge through a peat-bog of dead kids and deader parents. It’s about learning and letting go respectfully, finding love and tranquility and even joy in death.
After that, it’s just a gunfight.
I assume the upcoming games (such as the just announced Marvel Heroes 2) will return to status quo, but hopefully this remaster proves successful enough to warrant either a sequel, or TT borrowing another series' template and applying their silly brand of humor to it. A Lego FPS, perhaps?
Bloody Days’ constant references won’t make sense to anyone who hasn’t seen Reservoir Dogs, and fans of the film will loathe it with a seething intensity.
When a dude in power armour stabs you dead for the sixth time, it doesn't invoke feelings of despair - or any feelings at all.
While it’s still one of the more outright comedies in the Telltale oeuvre, Guardians’ story is one of grief and loss and regret.