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With The Hidden Ones, Ubisoft has already delivered a decent expansion for Assassin’s Creed Origins and hopes to repeat that trick with The Curse of the Pharaohs. This time around however the focus is on Egyptian mythology rather than the Creed.
The editor made me give 0.5 instead of actual zero. "What if there is worse in the future?" You can tell he hasn't played this....
THE STYLE OF THIS GAME IS A SELLING POINT BUT WHAT YOU ACTUALLY HAVE IS A SEXUALLY-CONFLICTED BULLDOG WITH A FACELIFT
What Is the Cats purpose?
Agony is good, on paper
A cash-cow book series gets a cynical game...
Sunday School Humour
There is a little potential buried underneath the rubble that is Conan Exiles. The world, though sparse and slightly ugly does fit the license. The PvP is suitably unforgiving, the challenge of surviving the world brings out the worst in people and the best in the game.
The Trials name used to stand for something...
I have no idea why this game is on Switch.
An exercise in mediocrity that would have flown under the radar were it not for the ludicrous development cycle and marketing.
Those of you who are begging for a reason to load up KC:D will find something to spend a few hours on. But 'From the Ashes' will do little for anyone else. The low asking price however, takes some of the edge off of the criticism.
We do power ranger jokes too!
This review was perhaps a little harsh towards LocoRoco 2, a game that is aimed at children; specifically stupid children.
It is unlikely I will end up in the eighth circle covered in my own excrement after this review...
This is not a game that is going to set the world alight, but it is very competent with plenty of good systems that will keep the player engaged. However, the story certainly won’t.
Making of a meta game card game
As Phil Daniels once sprechgesanged, "Accessibility is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as."
The military-industrial complex need not be worried...
The villains of NfS: Payback are a faceless gang of crooks becoming wealthy through dodgy gambling practices. I am not sure if this level of Kafkaesque irony is sustainable in the gaming industry nowadays.