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60.9 average score
60 median score
36.4% of games recommended
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Jun 8, 2018

In 2025 when they make Dark Souls: Remastered: Remastered in which they just boost the textures again and add a sticker on the box that says “We did a good remaster guys”, I’m still going to buy it.

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Jul 14, 2018

The puzzles in The Spectrum Retreat are the best kind of puzzles. The kind of puzzles that initially make you think, ‘Hey, Dan Smith, these puzzles are kind of easy. Any chance you could make these puzzles a bit harder for us pro gamers over here? I don’t know if you know this, but I’m kind of great at puzzles’. The same kind of puzzles that, ten minutes later, have you thinking, ‘Oh hey Dan Smith. I was only kidding earlier about all that pro gamer stuff. Any chance of a hint or ten?’

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6 / 10 - The Mooseman
Jul 23, 2018

The Mooseman is a beautiful game. It’s a game that looks like an award-winning short animation that you might have seen in the early hours of the morning on Channel 4, back when Channel 4 wasn’t just shows about people with weird genitals.

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6 / 10 - Candle
Aug 19, 2018

It’s like one of those old adventure games were after an hour you realise all you had to do was give the spanner to the troll so he could drop a box on a rabbit in another screen and then it would eat a bush and a turkey would run out with the key, and you think, “Oh of course”, because you like to lie to yourself.

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7 / 10 - Mothergunship
Aug 21, 2018

If you like fast-paced permadeath shooters, you could do worse. The combat is tight, fast-paced and responsive, and the gun customisation is great when you get to do it. Get it if you like pew pew boom boom explodey smash up hurt stuff.

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Sep 30, 2018

So many times the dialogue made me cringe because it felt like something being said by a man who was punctuating each sentence by licking Dorito dust off his fingers.

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4 / 10 - Super Seducer 2
Oct 1, 2018

Super Seducer 2 (AKA Vaginal Fantasy 7) is the new game from Richard La Ruina, starring Richard La Ruina, about how awesome Richard La Ruina is.

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Oct 16, 2018

The ten minutes you spend reading this review will be ten minutes you’ll be wasting not enjoying what is easily one of the best RPGs of the last 10 years.

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3 / 10 - Call of Cthulhu
Oct 30, 2018

Almost every moment of the game feels like Cyanide just went ‘that’ll do fine’. From the drab, boring, outdated looking areas, to the odd, disjointed conversations and details that never seem to mesh together into anything coherent.

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Dec 11, 2018

Rockstar invested so much time into Red Dead Redemption 2 that a scandal appeared because of the 100+ hour weeks the team had to endure to create it. Which is nothing compared to what I’ve had to endure to review it.

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