Jordan Biordi's Reviews
Killer Klowns From Outer Space: The Game takes a good premise from a bad movie and makes it into a mediocre game.
Capes is a good enough game, but lacks the necessary distinction to go up, up and away.
Bread & Fred has interesting ideas, but its frustrating execution and disrespect for the player’s time keep it from being enjoyable.
Duck Detective - The Secret Salami is a charming, albeit somewhat flawed experience that ends far sooner than it begins.
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door is an excellent remake of an excellent game with enough modern additions to make it feel fresh and new.
I really wanted to like Die By The Blade, but clunky controls, half-baked gameplay and a lack of content make this less a Dual of Fates and more a battle of attrition.
Though updated ever-so-slightly, Biomutant remains the same unenjoyable game I played back in 2021. This mutant REALLY should have stayed in the Ooze.
Homeworld 3 balances incredibly technical gameplay with streamlined mechanics that is easy to get into, but difficult to master.
Animal Well kept me captivated from start to finish and long after. Fans of Metroid-likes NEED to play this.
Endless Ocean Luminous occasionally has some interesting moments, but it squanders its potential with tedious gameplay and a boring sea.
If you missed it back in 2011, El Shaddai ASCENSION OF THE METATRON HD Remaster is a second chance to experience a MUST PLAY in gaming.
Another Crab’s Treasure blends fun, challenge and accessibility for a gem of an experience.
I was shell-shocked by the pathetic mediocrity of TMNT Arcade: Wrath of the Mutants.
If you enjoy over-indulgent, over-technical gameplay as opposed to genuine fun then Top Spin 2K25 is the game for you!
Grounded on the Nintendo Switch sacrifices a bit of visual fidelity for a really solid port of an incredibly quirky survival game.
Botany Manor is like spending a Fall afternoon with a hot cup of tea and a good puzzle—relaxing, challenging and beautiful to look at.
While it's a fine little nostalgia trip, unlike the titular character, the Felix the Cat collection is a bag lacking a lot of tricks.
Open Roads is a heartfelt and captivating journey made more interesting by its mother-daughter leads.
The Grandia HD Collection is a solid, albeit, late entry to the PS4 and Xbox One’s library.
Princess Peach: Showtime! is an easy-to-understand, incredibly fun-to-play game with a style and charm that is sure to delight.