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Jordan Biordi

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Favorite Games:
  • Metroid Prime / Undertale
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Paper Mario

279 games reviewed
74.6 average score
80 median score
52.3% of games recommended

Jordan Biordi's Reviews

Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not battling the forces of evil, he's playing video games and making videos about video games.
8 / 10.0 - Creature Keeper
May 8, 2025

Creature Keeper is an incredibly unique game that feels like a combination of Pokémon and The Legend of Zelda.

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6 / 10.0 - Empyreal
May 8, 2025

Despite its flashy looks, Empyreal is a bog-standard ARPG that somehow lacks any of the things that make these games fun and interesting.

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7.5 / 10.0 - Captain Blood
May 5, 2025

Captain Blood looks and plays like an early 2000s Hack & Slash, for better AND worse.

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9 / 10.0 - Shotgun Cop Man
Apr 30, 2025

From the makers of My Friend Pedro comes Shotgun Cop Man-an intense 2D action shooter where your guns are your jumps as well as your attacks!

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6 / 10.0 - Moroi
Apr 30, 2025

Moroi has a genuinely unique aesthetic and a distinct sense of atmosphere, but little else going for it.

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Apr 22, 2025

Microids brings the 1999 point-and-click classic into the modern day with Amerzone - The Explorer's Legacy!

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Apr 22, 2025

Lost Records: Bloom & Rage - Tape 2 not only fails to conclude its story in a meaningful way, it highlights all the ways the entire story's structure doesn't really work.

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The Hundred Line - Last Defence Academy is a pretty solid turn-based strategy game buried under an avalanche of terrible anime tropes and mediocre storytelling.

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Apr 17, 2025

Phantom Breaker: Battle Grounds Ultimate takes the solid foundation of a Beat ‘Em Up and applies 2D Fighter controls to it for a fast, arcade-style action that’s impossible to put down.

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6 / 10.0 - Rusty Rabbit
Apr 14, 2025

Rusty Rabbit has some interesting ideas, but they’re buried under tedious and somewhat undercooked gameplay.

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8 / 10.0 - Star Overdrive
Apr 9, 2025

While it could’ve been a bit more fleshed out, Star Overdrive is a genuinely fun version of: “What if Breath of the Wild was Tony Hawk?”

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Apr 2, 2025

The iconic PlayStation platformer, Croc: Legend of the Gobbos, finds new life with a modern remaster!

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9 / 10.0 - Look Outside
Mar 21, 2025

Look Outside is genuinely one of the scariest games I've played since P.T., and that's an incredibly high bar to clear.

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8.5 / 10.0 - KAISERPUNK
Mar 21, 2025

Kaiserpunk brings the creativity and consideration for construction of a Sim Game to the deep strategy and nuance of the 4X genre.

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6 / 10.0 - Slime Heroes
Mar 6, 2025

Slime Heroes is a decent enough “Babies First Dark Souls” but fails to do anything interesting with the core concept of being a Slime.

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Mar 4, 2025

Knights in Tight Spaces takes all the good ideas of its predecessor and not only adapts them to a fantasy setting but builds on them in interesting ways!

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6 / 10.0 - Carmen Sandiego
Mar 4, 2025

Carmen Sandiego tries to revive the gameplay of its classic PC predecessors, however it fails to innovate in any meaningful way.

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Feb 24, 2025

The Yu-Gi-Oh! Early Days Collection is an incredibly robust collection that is sure to please long-time fans, but may be a bit too archaic for some newcomers.

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Feb 24, 2025

Monster Hunter Wilds may very well set the standard for not just how Monster Hunter plays but also how it tells its story.

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Feb 18, 2025

Lost Records: Bloom & Rage - Tape 1 tells a beautiful coming-of-age story, but takes far too long building up something that never pays off.

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