CarloMarlo Black Myth: Wukong Review

You filthy Chinese bastrds are hands down the worst game developers I’ve ever seen. It’s obvious that Chinese people are constantly trying to make up for something—since their gen!tals aren’t developed enough, they’re always just copying others. Now there’s another focking stamina bar, and they’ve thrown in enemies that are way too hard right from the start—there’s no way to defeat them in a decent, fun way. You filthy sons of b!tches can’t even get a decent collision shader right. There are invisible walls everywhere.