HonouredMatron Pokemon Legends: Z-A Review

I have a Pikachu tattoo that I drew myself. And a matching poncho. I've made oil painting still-life's of chubby Pikachu. This is the worst Pokémon game thus far. How dare you do these terrible things to this beloved franchise. What kinds of things? The smallest map. It's suffocating. No reflections or transparencies on pictures of windows. No glass. Hardly any shadows in any scene. There's no new Pokémon. No. New. Pokémon. No bicycle or mount to get around. I refuse to take the taxi. The laughable textures that define every cookie-cutter building look exactly the same, and eerily flat. Why can't I turn off the experience share? This doesn't have any of the charm of Arceus where I could hide in the grass and throw pokeballs at Pokémon, not when the grass is shin height and smaller than your shoes. What happened to abilities? Where's my levitate? The mandatory mega-evolution battles are not fun. They are the opposite of that. Don't get me started on the bad, mask-wearing etiquette that teaches all the WRONG ways to wear a life saving face mask. I keep trying to pick up this expensive waste of time to find any joy or anything nice to compliment and I've got nothing to offer you. I made this account to leave this review.