Ilovethespotboi Kingdom Hearts Integrum Masterpiece Review
Jan 26, 2026
DO NOT BUY THIS GAME I BEG OF YOU. This game is an absolute piece of GARBAGE im almost completely sure it didn’t even have a warning for internet in the christmas i spent a whooping 35 DOLLARS ON THIS GAME undeserving of publication , im not saying this because i didn’t like it, this game is objectively bad in 90% of aspects maybe the people that worked on this should do something else that isn't rubbing their bellies with one hand on the keyboard. I’ll start by the lack of warning that says you should check the demo, that is absolute bs because there absolutely not a fathomable reason i can think of to make this game a cloud version, (maybe final fantasy) this is the type of game that diehard nintendostitutes would try to defend because its released on a console by daddy nintendo, before moving on i’d like to say this game should be sold by the price of pennies on illegal markets it does not deserve publication or the name of the masterpiece series that is kingdom hearts. Now moving on i’ll talk about the RANCID optimization this DUMPSTER-FIRE of a port this “thing” has, not only does the game lag even for people who have incredibly fast internet(as mentioned by some of the higher rating reviews) but its also completely unplayable if you don’t have NASA level internet, launching a rocket must take less engineering than it would take to run this game without any buffers, the game lags nonstop sometimes and it does it randomly sometimes too as if the other part was not enough. My third complaint, the pricing for a “game” that doesn’t even have a weight is something that astonishes me, they did well for pretty much every other known port of kingdom hearts in their many bestselling consoles like the 3ds or the nds, im going to blame EVERYONE who was involved with this because it is not something they should be doing which is obvious after making a game with the buffers that a new metroid title would have on your grandmas phone, it would explode exept instead of exploding it tries to run without giving up if any hope is left for such a garbage port, this game deserves half an atom of a star, from all the stars in our galaxy not even the smallest one has an atom that could represent the rating this game should end, im gonna attempt to end this by saying i encourage any review bombing, pirating and anything else on the book that would anger nintendo or square enix to happen, especially the pirate part(also the amount of cutscenes in some games is never ending).
