PsychoCarbo art of rally Review
Aug 19, 2025
06/10
Review at the end!
---{ Graphics }---
☐ DaVinci created a new reality
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Red Dead Redemption II
☑ Byutiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Don't look at it for too long
☐ Bad
☐ Atari
☐ Tamagotchi
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Your PC runs Paint?
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boy
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Story }---
☑ Story? What story?
☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew!
☐ Something with a bit of a story
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful!
☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien joined forces to write it
☐ It will replace your life
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ "I know kugfu!"
☐ Excellent!
☑ Good
☐ Meh
☐ Instead, watch the paint dry
☐ Just... no
☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it's funnier
---{ Grind }---
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
☐ Grindmaniac
☐ Average grind level
☑ Only if you care about achievements
☐ Not needed
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain use
☐ Hard without a brain
☐ What's your IQ?
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Hawking joined with Neil deGrasse Tyson to create a time machine and thus find Einstein and Tesla to create this game.
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ You start, your grandchild finishes
☐ To infinity and beyond!
---{ Replay } ---
☐ Once is enough
☑ Only if you're aiming for achievements
☑ After a few months... Years... Mods...
☐ Worth it with DLCs
☐ You'd better have time to waste
☐ Well... You didn't need a life anyway!
---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ You're gonna swear...
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a great bug terrarium
---{ Multiplayer } ---
☑ No multiplayer
☐ Lan
☐ Says it has it, but it'll blow up your PC if you try
☐ There it is... A lonely, forgotten desert
☐ Meh, it's kind of fun
☐ Solo mission? What?
☐ Basically an MMO
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma
☑ Everyone
---{ Price }---
☐ Not available on Steam anymore
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If you have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
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Before I begin, I need to repeat something I've already written in another review: car games are not, by any means, my cup of tea or my pleasure. In fact, I think it was precisely when I reviewed another game that reminds me a lot of this one, 'Absolute Drift'. Therefore, I am not competent to judge this work in a completely neutral way.
This point explained, I have to admit that Art of Rally is an attractive and eye-pleasing game even for non-aficionados. The art is very beautiful, the soundtrack is extremely pleasant, and, for those who have patience and familiarity, the gameplay and development are interesting.
I tested what I could and, although I can't give it a high score because I don't like the genre, I believe that if I did, I would recommend this game. If that's your case, go for it!