PsychoCarbo Swords & Soldiers HD Review

MORE MEAAAAAAAAT! 8/10 Review at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Red Dead Redemption II ☐ Byutiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Don't look at it for too long ☐ Bad ☐ Atari ☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Your PC runs Paint? ☑ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boy ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story? ☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew! ☐ Something with a bit of a story ☑ Average ☐ Good ☐ Beautiful! ☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis e Tolkien se uniram para escrevê-lo ☐ Ele substituirá sua vida ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ "I know kugfu!" ☐ Excellent! ☑ Good ☐ Mehh ☐ Instead, watch the paint dry ☐ Just... no ☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it's funnier ---{ Grind }--- ☐ You'll need a second life to grind ☑ Grindmaniac ☐ Medium level grind ☐ Only if you care about achievements ☐ No grind needed ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain use ☐ Hard without a brain ☐ What's your IQ? ☐ Dark Souls ☐ Hawking se uniu com Neil deGrasse Tyson para criar uma máquina do tempo e assim encontrar Einstein e Tesla para criar este jogo. ---{ Hours of Gameplay }--- ☐ Enough time for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Medium ☐ Long ☐ You start, your grandchild finishes ☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay } --- ☐ Once is enough ☑ Only if you're aiming for achievements ☑ After a few months... Years... Mods... ☐ With DLCs it's worth it ☐ You'd better have time to waste ☐ Well... You didn't need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of them ☐ Small glitches ☐ Can be annoying ☐ You'll curse... ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a great bug breeding ground ---{ Multiplayer } --- ☐ Sem multijogador ☐ Lan ☐ Diz que tem, mas vai explodir seu pc se você tentar ☐ Aí está... Um deserto solitário e esquecido ☑ Meh, até que é divertido ☐ Missão solo? O quê? ☐ Basicamente um MMO ---{ Áudio }--- ☐ Audiorgásmico ☐ Muito bom ☑ Good ☐ Acceptable ☐ Bad ☐ I'm deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Children ☐ Teenagers ☐ Adults ☐ Grandma ☑ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ Not available on Steam anymore ☐ It's free! ☑ The price is fair ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If you have some money to spare ☐ Not recommended ☐ You might as well just burn your money ---{ 7 / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☑ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 Aaaaaah, what a nice little game made with care! Swords and Soldiers is a type of tower defense game, with lovely humor, creativity, and good replayability. It also offers the possibility to play against friends, which is quite fun. It doesn't invent anything, it's not a work of art, but it fully meets expectations, and that for a more than fair price. Simply flawless! I highly recommend it!