PsychoCarbo Dark Deity Review

Plain water cracker. 06/10 ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ Da Vinci created a new reality ☐ You forget what reality even is ☐ Red Dead Redemption II ☐ Good ☑ Decent ☐ Don’t stare at it for too long ☐ Bad ☐ Atari ☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Can your PC run Paint? ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ High-end beast ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story? ☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew! ☐ Some smooth talk ☐ Average ☑ Good ☐ Beautiful! ☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien joined forces to write it ☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Excellent! ☐ Good ☑ Fun, but you can play it with two fingers ☐ Mehh ☐ Just watch paint dry instead ☐ Yeah, right ☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Not needed ☐ Only if you care about achievements ☐ Not required to progress ☐ Medium grind level ☑ Grind-heavy ☐ You’ll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press “W” ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑ Requires actual brain usage ☐ Hard ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Playtime }--- ☐ Just enough time for a cup of coffee ☑ Short ☐ Medium ☐ Long ☐ You start, your grandkid finishes ☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replayability }--- ☑ One run is enough ☐ Only if you’re chasing achievements ☑ After a few months… Years… Mods… ☐ Worth it with DLCs ☐ You’d better have time to waste ☐ Well… you didn’t really need a life anyway ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of them ☑ Minor issues ☐ Can be annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ Cyberpunk 2022 ☐ The game itself is a massive bug farm ---{ Multiplayer }--- ☑ No multiplayer ☐ LAN ☐ Says it has it, but your PC will explode if you try ☐ There it is… a lonely, forgotten desert ☐ Meh, it’s kinda fun ☐ Solo mission? What? ☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audiogasmic ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ Acceptable ☐ Bad ☐ I’m deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☐ Adults ☐ Grandma ☑ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ No longer available on Steam ☐ It’s free! ☐ Fair price ☑ If it’s on sale ☑ If you’ve got some spare cash ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ 6 / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☑ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 Dark Deity is a kind of RPG-novella, alternating between images and pixelated animations, with a well-developed story that doesn’t surprise at all. The game itself isn’t bad. It’s easy to play, offers room to increase strategy and difficulty, but it severely lacks appeal. Let’s say it’s a game you play slowly, with no real expectations. And, in the end, you can feel there was some care put into its creation. That said, the price is ridiculously high. I recommend it with zero enthusiasm, and only if it’s in a HUGE sale. Otherwise, it’s not worth it.