PsychoCarbo Final Fantasy III Pixel Remaster Review

7/10 Review at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Red Dead Redemption II ☐ Byutiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Don't look at it for too long ☐ Bad ☐ Atari ☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Your PC runs Paint? ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boy ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story? ☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew! ☐ Something with a bit of a story ☐ Average ☑ Good ☐ Beautiful! ☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis, and Tolkien joined forces to write it ☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ "I know kugfu!" ☐ Excellent! ☑ Good ☐ Mehh ☐ Instead, watch the paint dry ☐ Just... no ☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it's funnier ---{ Grind }--- ☑ You'll need a second life to grind ☐ Grindmaniac ☐ Medium level grind ☐ Only if you care about achievements ☐ No grind needed ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☑ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain use ☐ Hard without a brain ☐ What's your IQ? ☐ Dark Souls ☐ Hawking joined with Neil deGrasse Tyson to create a time machine and find Einstein and Tesla to create this game. ---{ Hours of Gameplay }--- ☐ Enough time for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Medium ☑ Long ☐ You start, your grandchild finishes ☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay } --- ☑ Once is enough ☐ Only if you're aiming for achievements ☑ After a few months... Years... Mods... ☐ Worth it with DLCs ☐ You'd better have time to waste ☐ Well... You didn't need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of them ☐ Small glitches ☐ Can be annoying ☐ You'll curse... ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a great bug breeding ground ---{ Multiplayer } --- ☑ No multiplayer ☐ LAN ☐ Says it has it, but it'll blow up your PC if you try ☐ There it is... a lonely, forgotten desert ☐ Meh, it's kind of fun ☐ Solo mission? What? ☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audiorgasmic ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Acceptable ☐ Bad ☐ I'm deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Children ☐ Teenagers ☐ Adults ☐ Grandma ☑ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ Not available on Steam anymore ☐ It's free! ☑ The price is fair ☑ If it's on sale ☐ If you have some money to spare ☐ Not recommended ☐ You might as well just burn your money ---{ 7 / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☑ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 Final Fantasy was not one of my childhood games. To tell the truth, the first one I played and that really made an impression on me was FFX. So FFIII - Remake is the first one I've played since then and I have to admit that I was pleasantly surprised. The story is good (it seems to me that Zelda-Ocarina of Time was a little inspired by it, right?), the soundtrack as well, and the 3D adaptation seems beautiful to me, despite what the puritans might scream. It seems like a game ahead of its time. However, and I imagine this is the case in almost all FFs, the need to grind like crazy is almost sickening. And without it, you don't progress. I don't know what the alternative would be, but it's very tiring. This combined with the impossibility of saving anywhere other than the external map makes certain passages very heavy. In fact, after more than 50 hours of gameplay, I stopped because I spent almost three hours in a castle, got to the boss without being able to save, of course, and... I died. In other words, I would not only have to do the three hours again, but also add others to grind and be able to beat the boss. Knowing that I am not a tough and committed player, and that I have many other games I want to try in my free time, I decided to give up and move on to FFIV. Throw the stone! However, the experience was very good, and it's a game I highly recommend!