PsychoCarbo Bear and Breakfast Review

Umbearably cute and comfy! 08/10 ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Red Dead Redemption II ☑ Biutchyful ☐ Decent ☐ Don’t look at it for too long ☐ Bad ☐ Atari ☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Can your PC run Paint? ☑ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich dad ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ A story? What story? ☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew! ☐ A bit of chatter ☐ Average ☑ Good ☐ Charming! ☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis, and Tolkien teamed up to write it ☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Excellent! ☐ Good ☑ Fun, but you can play it with two fingers ☐ Meh ☐ Go watch paint dry instead ☐ Not even ☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Not necessary ☐ Only if you care about achievements ☐ Not required to progress ☐ Medium grind level ☑ Grindmaniac ☐ You’ll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press “W” ☐ Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage required ☐ Hard ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Playtime }--- ☐ Enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Medium ☐ Long ☐ You start it, your grandson finishes it ☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replayability }--- ☐ One time is enough ☐ Only if you’re hunting achievements ☑ After a few months… Years… Mods… ☐ With DLC it’s worth it ☐ You’d better have time to waste ☐ Well… You didn’t need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of any ☐ Minor issues ☐ Can become annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ Cyberpunk 2022 ☐ The game itself is one giant bug terrarium ---{ Multiplayer }--- ☑ No multiplayer ☐ LAN ☐ It says it has it, but it’ll blow up your PC if you try ☐ It’s there… a lonely and forgotten desert ☐ Meh, it’s fun ☐ Solo mission? What? ☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audiogasmic ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Acceptable ☐ Bad ☐ I’m deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☐ Adults ☐ Grandma ☑ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ No longer available on Steam ☐ It’s free! ☑ Fair price ☐ If it’s on sale ☐ If you have some spare money ☐ Not recommended ☐ You might as well just burn your money ---{ 6 / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☑ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 Ah, what a lovely and relaxing little game! If I remember correctly, this must be the second “comfy” game I’ve tried, after the famous Stardew Valley. And what a pleasant surprise! This little gem, even if it doesn’t quite match the one that captured so many hearts, more than makes up for it with a different kind of management system and a wonderful sense of humor! With characters crazier than the last and slightly wacky little stories, Bear and Breakfast charms its audience with its unique style, adorable artwork, and enjoyable yet still stimulating management gameplay. If there’s one criticism to make, it would be that the soundtrack could be better. But it truly is a small work of art. If you enjoy the genre, go for it — I recommend it!