PsychoCarbo Resident Evil 4 (2023) Review

LOS FORASTEROOOOOOOOOS! HAY QUE SALVAR LOS CORDERITOS! 10/10 Final rating! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality ☑ You forget what reality is ☐ Red Dead Redemption II ☐ Biutchyful ☐ Decent ☐ Don’t look at it for too long ☐ Bad ☐ Atari ☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Can your PC run Paint? ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☑ Fast ☐ Rich cow ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story? ☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew! ☐ Some smooth talk ☐ Average ☐ Good ☑ Beautiful! ☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis, and Tolkien teamed up to write it ☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Excellent! ☑ Good ☐ Nice, but you could play it with two fingers ☐ Meh ☐ You might as well watch paint dry instead ☐ Nope ☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- ☑ Not needed ☐ Only if you care about achievements ☐ Not necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Grindmaniac ☐ You’ll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press “W” ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑ Meaningful use of the brain ☐ Hard ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Game Length }--- ☐ Enough time for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Medium ☐ Long ☐ You start it, your grandchild finishes it ☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replayability }--- ☐ Once is enough ☑ Only if you’re chasing achievements ☑ After a few months… years… mods… ☑ With DLCs it’s worth it ☐ You’d better have time to waste ☐ Well… you didn’t need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of them ☐ Minor glitches ☐ Can be annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ Cyberpunk 2022 ☐ The game itself is a giant insect breeding ground ---{ Multiplayer }--- ☑ No multiplayer ☐ LAN ☐ It says it has it, but your PC will explode if you try ☐ There it is… a lonely and forgotten desert ☐ Meh, it’s kinda fun ☐ Solo mission? What? ☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audiogasmic ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Acceptable ☐ Bad ☐ I’m deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teenagers ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ☐ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ No longer available on Steam ☐ It’s free! ☑ The price is fair ☑ If it’s on sale ☐ If you have some spare money ☐ I do not recommend ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ 10 / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☑ 10 And Capcom hits the mark once again! After the wonderful remakes of Resident Evil 2 and Resident Evil 3, the fourth installment brings back the winning formula and improves everything! And that’s saying something, since the original Resident Evil 4 was already a tremendous success. Personally, I had finished that episode with great pleasure on the PS2. But this version once again feels like a completely new game. Everything has been improved: the mechanics, the graphics, the elements. Even Ashley has become an almost likable person! It’s simple: I got completely hooked and devoured the game in about 20 hours! I don’t really know what else to write without repeating what has already been said. I simply highly recommend this game, even for people who aren’t fans of Resident Evil. This installment can easily be played on its own. Although I do believe that for people like me who are playing the series in chronological order, there’s an extra layer of enjoyment. That said, here I go starting Resident Evil Revelations… with a bit of apprehension after playing such a masterpiece.