PsychoCarbo Berserk Boy Review

08/10 Review at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- ( ) DaVinci created a new reality ( ) You forget what reality is ( ) Red Dead Redemption II (x) Byutchifu ( ) Good ( ) Decent ( ) Don't look too long ( ) Bad ( ) Atari ( ) Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ( ) Can your PC run Paint? ( ) Potato (x) Decent ( ) Fast ( ) Rich Boi ( ) Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ( ) Story? What story? ( ) One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew! ( ) Some gibberish ( ) Average (x) Good ( ) Beautiful! ( ) Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis, and Tolkien teamed up to write it ( ) It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ( ) "I know kungfu!" ( ) Excellent! (x) Good ( ) Meh ( ) Rather watch paint dry ( ) Not really ( ) Smash your hand with a hammer, it's funnier ---{ Grind }--- ( ) You'll need a second life to grind ( ) Grindmaniac (x) Medium level of grind ( ) Only if you care about achievements ( ) Not needed ---{ Difficulty }--- ( ) Just press 'W' ( ) Easy (x) Easy to learn / Hard to master (x) Significant brain usage ( ) Hard without a brain ( ) What's your IQ? ( ) Dark Souls ( ) Hawking teamed up with Neil deGrasse Tyson to create a time machine to find Einstein and Tesla to create this game. ---{ Playtime }--- ( ) Enough time for a cup of coffee ( ) Short (x) Medium ( ) Long ( ) You start, your grandchild finishes ( ) To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replayability }--- ( ) Once is enough (x) Only if you aim for achievements (x) After a few months... Years... Mods... ( ) Worth it with DLCs ( ) You better have time to waste ( ) Well... You didn't need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- (x) Never heard of ( ) Minor bugs ( ) Can be annoying ( ) You'll curse... ( ) ARK: Survival Evolved ( ) The game itself is a big bug hatchery ---{ Multiplayer }--- (x) No multiplayer ( ) LAN ( ) Says it has, but your PC will explode if you try ( ) There it is... A lonely, forgotten desert ( ) Meh, it's even fun ( ) Solo mission? What? ( ) Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ( ) Audiorgasmic (x) Very good ( ) Good ( ) Acceptable ( ) Bad ( ) I'm deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ( ) Kids ( ) Teenagers ( ) Adults ( ) Grandma (x) Everyone ---{ Price }--- ( ) No longer available on Steam ( ) It's free! (x) The price is fair (x) If it's on sale ( ) If you have some money left over ( ) Not recommended ( ) You might as well just burn your money ---{ 08 / 10 }--- ( ) 1 ( ) 2 ( ) 3 ( ) 4 ( ) 5 ( ) 6 ( ) 7 (x) 8 ( ) 9 ( ) 10 Well, first and foremost and to be fair, I must warn that this is not my type of game at all. It's an old-school hack 'n slash style with a certain degree of difficulty. But that doesn't stop me from understanding that, for genre aficionados, it can be a little gem. In my layman's opinion, it somewhat reminds me of Megaman. The little story is likable, the gameplay is very good, the music is pleasant, and the old-school style is very beautiful. However, as I'm not a player who enjoys repeating the same stage multiple times after dying, and I'm not a joystick expert, I can't play more than that. But, if this game is your cup of tea, go for it, I believe it will be a good experience. I recommend it!