PsychoCarbo Astro Duel 2 Review

Aug 21, 2025
07/10 Review at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Red Dead Redemption II ☐ Byutiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Don't look at it for too long ☐ Bad ☐ Atari ☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Does your PC run Paint? ☑ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boy ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☑ Story? What story? ☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew! ☐ A bit of a story ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Beautiful! ☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien joined forces to write it ☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ "I know kugfu!" ☐ Excellent! ☑ Good ☐ Mehh ☐ Instead, watch the paint dry ☐ Just... no ☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it's funnier ---{ Grind }--- ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ☐ Grindmaniac ☐ Average grind level ☑ Only if you care about achievements ☑ Not needed ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain use ☐ Hard without a brain ☐ What's your IQ? ☐ Dark Souls ☐ Hawking joined with Neil deGrasse Tyson to create a time machine and thus find Einstein and Tesla to create this game. ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Medium ☐ Long ☐ You start, your grandchild finishes ☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay } --- ☐ Once is enough ☐ Only if you're aiming for achievements ☐ After a few months... Years... Mods... ☑ Worth it with DLCs ☐ You'd better have time to waste ☐ Well... You didn't need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor errors ☐ Can get annoying ☐ You're gonna swear... ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a great bug terrarium ---{ Multiplayer } --- ☐ No multiplayer ☐ Lan ☐ Says it has it, but it'll blow up your PC if you try ☐ There it is... A lonely, forgotten desert ☑ Meh, it's kind of fun ☐ Solo mission? What? ☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Acceptable ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☐ Adults ☐ Grandma ☑ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ Not available on Steam anymore ☐ It's free! ☐ The price is fair ☑ If it's on sale ☐ If you have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ 07 / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☑ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 Well, I never played the first Astro Duel, so I can't compare. But I'll warn you right away that it's not my favorite type of game. However, a tip: my experience improved 100% when I started using a controller! The game is quite interesting, with the idea of alternating between spaceship fights and character fights. The pixelated style is cute and the sounds are up to par. I imagine that with friends, the game must reach its full potential. So it's not my favorite type, and it can be difficult. But if you like this style, go for it, I recommend it. However, the price seems high to me, so I think it's good to wait for a sale.
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