PsychoCarbo Dishonored: Definitive Edition Review

8/10 Review at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Red Dead Redemption II ☑ Byutiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Don't look at it for too long ☐ Bad ☐ Atari ☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Your PC runs Paint? ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☑ Fast ☐ Rich boy ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story? ☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew! ☐ Something with a bit of a story ☐ Average ☐ Good ☑ Beautiful! ☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis, and Tolkien joined forces to write it ☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ "I know kugfu!" ☐ Excellent! ☑ Good ☐ Mehh ☐ Instead, watch the paint dry ☐ Just... no ☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it's funnier ---{ Grind }--- ☐ You'll need a second life to grind ☐ Grindmaniac ☑ Medium level grind ☐ Only if you care about achievements ☐ No grind needed ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑ Significant brain use ☐ Hard without a brain ☐ What's your IQ? ☐ Dark Souls ☐ Hawking joined with Neil deGrasse Tyson to create a time machine and thus find Einstein and Tesla to create this game. ---{ Hours of Gameplay }--- ☐ Enough time for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Medium ☐ Long ☐ You start, your grandchild finishes ☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay } --- ☐ Once is enough ☐ Only if you're aiming for achievements ☑ After a few months... Years... Mods... ☑ With DLCs it's worth it ☐ You'd better have time to waste ☐ Well... You didn't need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of them ☑ Small glitches ☐ Can be annoying ☐ You'll curse... ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a great bug breeding ground ---{ Multiplayer } --- ☑ No multiplayer ☐ LAN ☐ Says it has it, but it'll blow up your PC if you try ☐ There it is... a lonely, forgotten desert ☐ Meh, it's kind of fun ☐ Solo mission? What? ☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audiorgasmic ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Acceptable ☐ Bad ☐ I'm deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Children ☐ Teenagers ☐ Adults ☐ Grandma ☑ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ Not available on Steam anymore ☐ It's free! ☑ The price is fair ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If you have some money to spare ☐ Not recommended ☐ You might as well just burn your money ---{ 8 / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☑ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 Another type of game that I looooooove is the stealth genre, and Dishonored perfectly delivers on that characteristic. But that's only if you choose to, because there's also the option of going for a total massacre. In addition, it's one of the first steampunk-style games I've played (along with Bioshock) and I loved the concept. The story is good, even if it lacks a 'je ne sais quoi', the mechanics are very cool, and the graphics are wonderful. Even more so considering it's not a recent game anymore. By the way, this game reminds me of a much earlier experience, Thief... I liked this game so much that just to write this brief review, I finished it again in just a few days. And now I'm testing the second in the series, which in the first few hours already looks promising! I really, really recommend it!