PsychoCarbo One Piece: Pirate Warriors 3 Review

Aug 18, 2025
GOMU GOMU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...! 8/10 Review at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci criou uma nova realidade ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Red Dead Redemption II ☐ Byutiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Don't look at it for too long ☐ Bad ☐ Atari ☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Your PC runs Paint? ☐ Potato ☑ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boy ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story? ☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew! ☐ Something with a bit of a story ☐ Average ☑ Good ☐ Beautiful! ☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis, and Tolkien joined forces to write it ☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ "I know kugfu!" ☐ Excellent! ☑ Good ☐ Mehh ☐ Instead, watch the paint dry ☐ Just... no ☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it's funnier ---{ Grind }--- ☐ You'll need a second life to grind ☑ Grindmaniac ☐ Medium level grind ☐ Only if you care about achievements ☐ No grind needed ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain use ☐ Hard without a brain ☐ What's your IQ? ☐ Dark Souls ☐ Hawking joined with Neil deGrasse Tyson to create a time machine and thus find Einstein and Tesla to create this game. ---{ Hours of Gameplay }--- ☐ Enough time for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Medium ☑ Long ☐ You start, your grandchild finishes ☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay } --- ☐ Once is enough ☑ Only if you're aiming for achievements ☑ After a few months... Years... Mods... ☐ Worth it with DLCs ☐ You'd better have time to lose ☐ Well... You didn't need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of them ☑ Small glitches ☐ Can be annoying ☐ You'll curse... ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a great bug breeding ground ---{ Multiplayer } --- ☑ No multiplayer ☐ LAN ☐ Says it has it, but it'll blow up your PC if you try ☐ There it is... a lonely, forgotten desert ☐ Meh, it's kind of fun ☐ Solo mission? What? ☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audiorgasmic ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Acceptable ☐ Bad ☐ I'm deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Children ☐ Teenagers ☐ Adults ☐ Grandma ☑ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ Not available on Steam anymore ☐ It's free! ☐ The price is fair ☑ If it's on sale ☐ If you have some money to spare ☐ Not recommended ☐ You can also simply burn your money ---{ 8 / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☑ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 One Piece is my favorite commercial anime, and this is the first non-portable game I've tried. And what a pleasant surprise!!! To begin with, the game perfectly follows the original story, offering the possibility to play with various characters from the work. Furthermore, it offers several possible achievements, choices, etc. Finally, it reminds me of certain PS2 games that were wonderful! I highly recommend it!
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