PsychoCarbo Far Cry Primal Review

7.5/10 Review at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Red Dead Redemption II ☐ Byutiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Don't look at it for too long ☐ Bad ☐ Atari ☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Your PC runs Paint? ☐ Potato ☑ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boy ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story? ☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew! ☐ Something with a bit of a story ☑ Average ☐ Good ☐ Beautiful! ☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis, and Tolkien joined forces to write it ☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ "I know kugfu!" ☐ Excellent! ☑ Good ☐ Nice, but you can play it with two fingers ☐ Mehh ☐ Instead, watch the paint dry ☐ Just... no ☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it's funnier ---{ Grind }--- ☐ No grind needed ☑ Only if you care about achievements ☐ Not necessary to progress ☑ Medium level of grind ☐ Grindmaniac ☐ You'll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☑ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain use ☐ Hard without a brain ☐ What's your IQ? ☐ Dark Souls ☐ Hawking joined with Neil deGrasse Tyson to create a time machine and thus find Einstein and Tesla to create this game. ---{ Hours of Gameplay }--- ☐ Enough time for a cup of coffee ☑ Short ☐ Medium ☐ Long ☐ You start, your grandchild finishes ☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay } --- ☑ Once is enough ☑ Only if you're aiming for achievements ☐ After a few months... Years... Mods... ☑ With DLCs it's worth it ☐ You'd better have time to waste ☐ Well... You didn't need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of them ☑ Small glitches ☐ Can be annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ Cyberpunk 2022 ☐ The game itself is a great bug breeding ground ---{ Multiplayer } --- ☐ No multiplayer ☐ Lan ☐ Says it has it, but it'll blow up your PC if you try ☑ There it is... A lonely, forgotten desert ☐ Meh, it's kind of fun ☐ Solo mission? What? ☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audiorgasmic ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Acceptable ☐ Bad ☐ I'm deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Children ☑ Teenagers ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ☐ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ Not available on Steam anymore (you can easily find it on other platforms, even on Netflix!) *I didn't test The Definitive Edition, and based on the reviews, I won't. ☐ It's free! ☐ The price is fair ☑ If it's on sale ☐ If you have some money to spare ☐ Not recommended ☐ You might as well just burn your money ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☑ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 Just like Far Cry 4, Primal is not bad in itself, but it also doesn't bring anything extra, especially considering Far Cry 3, which was a milestone in the franchise. It's true that the prehistory idea brings a little oxygen to the franchise, but let's just say that's all. Compared to the 4, released 2 years earlier, the mechanics have hardly changed. And I don't know if it's just my impression, but the graphics seem to have stagnated or even worsened... Furthermore, certain bugs that didn't exist, such as not recognizing the ledges on which you can climb, can be annoying. The game is not bad, but the franchise is starting to get extremely repetitive, and the scripts don't change that. And the price seems like an exaggeration to me, so I only recommend it if it's on sale!