PsychoCarbo No Man's Sky Review

9/10 Review at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality ☑ You forget what reality is ☐ Red Dead Redemption II ☐ Byutiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Don't look at it for too long ☐ Bad ☐ Atari ☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Your PC runs Paint? ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☑ Rich boy ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story? ☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew! ☐ Something with a bit of a story ☐ Average ☑ Good ☐ Beautiful! ☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis, and Tolkien joined forces to write it ☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ "I know kugfu!" ☐ Excellent! ☑ Good ☐ Mehh ☐ Instead, watch the paint dry ☐ Just... no ☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it's funnier ---{ Grind }--- ☐ You'll need a second life to grind ☑ Grindmaniac ☐ Medium level grind ☐ Only if you care about achievements ☐ No grind needed ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☑ Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain use ☐ Hard without a brain ☐ What's your IQ? ☐ Dark Souls ☐ Hawking joined with Neil deGrasse Tyson to create a time machine and thus find Einstein and Tesla to create this game. ---{ Hours of Gameplay }--- ☐ Enough time for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Medium ☐ Long ☐ You start, your grandchild finishes ☑ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay } --- ☐ Once is enough ☐ Only if you're aiming for achievements ☐ After a few months... Years... Mods... ☐ With DLCs it's worth it ☐ You'd better have time to waste ☑ Well... You didn't need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of them ☑ Small glitches ☐ Can be annoying ☐ You'll curse... ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a great bug breeding ground ---{ Multiplayer } --- ☐ No multiplayer ☐ LAN ☐ Says it has it, but it'll blow up your PC if you try ☐ There it is... a lonely, forgotten desert ☑ Meh, it's kind of fun ☐ Solo mission? What? ☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audiorgasmic ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Acceptable ☐ Bad ☐ I'm deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Children ☐ Teenagers ☐ Adults ☐ Grandma ☑ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ Not available on Steam anymore ☐ It's free! ☑ The price is fair ☑ If it's on sale ☑ If you have some money to spare ☐ Not recommended ☐ You might as well just burn your money ---{ 9 / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☑ 9 ☐ 10 Aaaaaaaah, No Man's Sky! I remember dreaming about this game being released. It was one of the only ones I risked pre-ordering, a practice I totally condemn, but I gave in to temptation. And, lo and behold: I don't regret it at all! For me, this first version of the game perfectly met my expectations. I was amazed. I recently decided to start from scratch to see what had changed and why it finally lived up to what others expected. In fact, it has evolved a lot, especially in the multiplayer mode, but my goal has always been to discover the universe alone, and once again this game captivated me. If I had to point out one thing, it would be the difficulty of understanding what to do right at the beginning. I have to admit that the game and its interface are not intuitive at all. But, after a while, you get used to it. The landscapes, the creatures, the colors, the soundtrack, the mysteries, the possibilities, everything has a wonderful touch. For me, this game is magical and goes on my list of favorites that I hold dear. I highly, highly recommend it.