PsychoCarbo Far Cry 5 Review

Murica'! 7/10 Review at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality ☐ You forget what reality is ☑ Red Dead Redemption II ☐ Byutiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Don't look at it for too long ☐ Bad ☐ Atari ☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Your PC runs Paint? ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☑ Fast ☐ Rich boy ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story? ☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew! ☐ Something with a bit of a story ☐ Average ☑ Good ☐ Beautiful! ☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis, and Tolkien joined forces to write it ☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ "I know kugfu!" ☐ Excellent! ☑ Good ☐ Mehh ☐ Instead, watch the paint dry ☐ Just... no ☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it's funnier ---{ Grind }--- ☐ You'll need a second life to grind ☐ Grindmaniac ☑ Medium level grind ☑ Only if you care about achievements ☐ No grind needed ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☑ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain use ☐ Hard without a brain ☐ What's your IQ? ☐ Dark Souls ☐ Hawking joined with Neil deGrasse Tyson to create a time machine and find Einstein and Tesla to create this game. ---{ Hours of Gameplay }--- ☐ Enough time for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Medium ☐ Long ☐ You start, your grandchild finishes ☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay } --- ☐ Once is enough ☑ Only if you're aiming for achievements ☑ After a few months... Years... Mods... ☑ Worth it with DLCs ☐ You'd better have time to waste ☐ Well... You didn't need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of them ☐ Small glitches ☐ Can be annoying ☐ You'll curse... ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a great bug breeding ground ---{ Multiplayer } --- ☐ No multiplayer ☐ LAN ☐ Says it has it, but it'll blow up your PC if you try ☑ There it is... a lonely, forgotten desert ☐ Meh, it's kind of fun ☐ Solo mission? What? ☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audiorgasmic ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Acceptable ☐ Bad ☐ I'm deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Children ☑ Teenagers ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ☐ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ Not available on Steam anymore ☐ It's free! ☑ The price is fair ☑ If it's on sale ☐ If you have some money to spare ☐ Not recommended ☐ You might as well just burn your money ---{ 07 / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☑ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 Another Far Cry in my chronological journey through this franchise! And honestly, this was the best surprise since the 3rd and its wonderful Blood Dragon! It had been a while since a Far Cry game entertained me so much, and it took a while for it to become repetitive (because, whether you like it or not, it does get repetitive). Let's start with the fact that the game is simply BEAUTIFUL. Furthermore, despite a much less complex map, you feel much more free to act than in the previous ones, where you feel the weight of the monotonous obligation to always repeat the same tasks. The story and its characters gained a relevance that hadn't been felt since the 3rd. And given the current North American political context, well... let's say it fits. However, sooner or later a laziness sets in, because despite the efforts it continues to be the same repetitive recipe as always. This is even stronger if your goal is to get all the collectibles or achievements. However, it is undoubtedly so far the game that stands out the most with the third in the Franchise. I recommend it!