PsychoCarbo The Coma: Recut Review

RUN! Or stay, she’s cute. 7/10 Final evaluation! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ Da Vinci created a new reality ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Red Dead Redemption II ☑ Byutchifu ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Don’t look for too long ☐ Bad ☐ Atari ☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Can your PC run Paint? ☑ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich Ox ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story? ☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew! ☐ Some smooth talk ☐ Average ☐ Good ☑ Beautiful! ☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien teamed up to write it ☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ “I know kung fu!” ☐ Excellent! ☑ Good ☐ Mehh ☐ Instead, watch paint dry ☐ Yeah, right ☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- ☐ You’ll need a second life to grind ☐ Grind maniac ☑ Medium grind level ☐ Only if you care about achievements ☐ Not necessary ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press ‘W’ ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑ Significant brain usage ☐ Hard without a brain ☐ What’s your IQ? ☐ Dark Souls ☐ Hawking teamed up with Neil deGrasse Tyson to build a time machine, find Einstein and Tesla, and create this game ---{ Playtime }--- ☐ Enough time for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Medium ☐ Long ☐ You start, your grandchild finishes ☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay }--- ☐ Once is enough ☑ Only if you aim for achievements ☐ After a few months… Years… Mods… ☑ Worth it with DLCs ☐ You’d better have time to waste ☐ Well… you didn’t really need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of any ☐ Minor issues ☐ Can be annoying ☐ You will swear… ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a giant bug farm ---{ Multiplayer }--- ☑ No multiplayer ☐ LAN ☐ Says it has it, but your PC will explode if you try ☐ There it is… a lonely, forgotten desert ☐ Meh, it’s kind of fun ☐ Solo mission? What? ☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audiogasmic ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Acceptable ☐ Bad ☐ I’m deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teenagers ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ☐ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ No longer available on Steam ☐ It’s free! ☑ The price is fair ☐ If it’s on sale ☐ If you have some spare money ☐ I don’t recommend it ☐ You can also just burn your money ---{ 07 / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☑ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 Continuing my horror game marathon, it’s time for The Coma. And honestly, I’m divided. The game is not bad, far from it. But I don’t think it’s made for a small player like me, who doesn’t enjoy very punishing challenges when trying to have fun. That said, the game delivers exactly what it promises: you play a scary manga, with mystery and investigation, touches of stealth, and a fair amount of difficulty. So what’s the problem? The balance between solving puzzles and the constant danger. Unlike Resident Evil, you have very little time to think about problems that aren’t always obvious before being brutally murdered. For that reason, with some sadness, I give up on this game, and probably on the series. But hey, who knows, maybe someday? Still, keeping the style and difficulty in mind, I recommend it to those who enjoy this kind of experience.