PsychoCarbo Doki Doki Literature Club Review

10/10 Review at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Red Dead Redemption II ☑ Byutiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Don't look at it for too long ☐ Bad ☐ Atari ☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Your PC runs Paint? ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boy ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story? ☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew! ☐ Something with a bit of a story ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Beautiful! ☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis, and Tolkien joined forces to write it ☑ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ "I know kugfu!" ☐ Excellent! ☑ Good ☐ Kind of cool ☑ Meh, you can play with two fingers ☐ Instead, watch the paint dry ☐ Just... no ☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it's funnier ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Not needed ☐ Only if you care about achievements ☑ Not necessary to progress ☐ Medium level of grind ☐ Grindmaniac ☐ You'll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☑ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Average ☐ Hard without a brain ☐ What's your IQ? ☐ Dark Souls ☐ Hawking joined with Neil deGrasse Tyson to create a time machine and thus find Einstein and Tesla to create this game. ---{ Hours of Gameplay }--- ☐ Enough time for a cup of coffee ☑ Short ☐ Medium ☐ Long ☐ You start, your grandchild finishes ☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay } --- ☐ Once is enough ☐ Only if you're aiming for achievements ☑ After a few months... Years... Mods... ☑ Worth it with DLCs ☐ You'd better have time to waste ☐ Well... You didn't need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of them ☐ Small glitches ☐ Can be annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ Cyberpunk 2022 ☐ The game itself is a great bug breeding ground ---{ Multiplayer } --- ☑ No multiplayer ☐ Lan ☐ Says it has it, but it'll blow up your PC if you try ☐ There it is... A lonely, forgotten desert ☐ Meh, it's kind of fun ☐ Solo mission? What? ☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audiorgasmic ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Acceptable ☐ Bad ☐ I'm deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Children ☐ Teenagers ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ☐ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ Not available on Steam anymore (you can easily find it on other platforms, even on Netflix!) *I didn't test The Definitive Edition, and based on the reviews, I won't. ☑ It's free! ☐ The price is fair ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If you have some money to spare ☐ Not recommended ☐ You might as well just burn your money ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☑ 10 Well, first of all, it's necessary to write that this was my first 'Visual Novel', which could strongly influence my impression. I don't know if the excellent 'Life is Strange' can be considered in this category, but at this moment I'm in another visual novel, and it's a bore! But let's go: this game marked me a lot. By the way, it's already well known for that. Without spoiling anything, I can say that at the beginning it even seems monotonous, it takes a while to get going, but once it does... It's over. So, be patient, because it will be worth it. Another piece of advice is to try to avoid spoilers and information about it as much as possible. Just try! Furthermore, IT'S FREE!