PsychoCarbo Far Cry 3 Classic Edition Review

08/10 Review at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Red Dead Redemption II ☑ Good (Released in 2008) ☐ Decent ☐ Don't look at it for too long ☐ Bad ☐ Atari ☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Your PC runs Paint? ☑ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boy ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story? ☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew! ☐ Something with a bit of a story ☐ Average ☑ Good ☐ Beautiful! ☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis, and Tolkien joined forces to write it ☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Excellent! ☑ Good ☐ Nice, but you can play with two fingers ☐ Mehh ☐ Instead, watch the paint dry ☐ Just... no ☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it's funnier ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Not needed ☐ Only if you care about achievements ☑ Not necessary to progress ☐ Medium level of grind ☐ Grindmaniac ☐ You'll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☑ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain use ☐ Hard ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Hours of Gameplay }--- ☐ Enough time for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Medium ☐ Long ☐ You start, your grandchild finishes ☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay } --- ☐ Once is enough ☐ Only if you're aiming for achievements ☑ After a few months... Years... Mods... ☐ With DLCs it's worth it ☐ You'd better have time to waste ☐ Well... You didn't need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of them ☑ Small glitches ☐ Can be annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ Cyberpunk 2022 ☐ The game itself is a great bug breeding ground ---{ Multiplayer } --- ☑ No multiplayer ☐ Lan ☐ Says it has it, but it'll blow up your PC if you try ☐ There it is... A lonely, forgotten desert ☐ Meh, it's kind of fun ☐ Solo mission? What? ☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audiorgasmic ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Acceptable ☐ Bad ☐ I'm deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Children ☑ Teenagers ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ☐ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ Not available on Steam anymore (you can easily find it on other platforms, even on Netflix!) *I didn't test The Definitive Edition, and based on the reviews, I won't. ☐ It's free! ☐ The price is fair ☐ If it's on sale (You can find it for free, I recommend it) ☐ If you have some money to spare ☐ Not recommended ☐ You might as well just burn your money ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☑ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 FINALLY! They say this game needs no introduction, and I understand why! It's the first in the franchise I like. It seems they took everything that was bad from the first ones, kept the good ideas, and on top of that, added new mechanisms! Not to mention, of course, beautiful graphics, a decent story, and one of the most iconic villains in video game history. As if that weren't enough, they decided to create a DLC that changes everything to a voluntarily ridiculous scenario from a 90s B-movie, with dinosaurs and laser beams! Of course, after a while, the side missions and collections become repetitive, but that's part of it. Really, what a great game! I highly recommend it!