PsychoCarbo Fortnite: Battle Royale Review

8/10 Review at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci criou uma nova realidade ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Red Dead Redemption II ☑ Byutiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Don't look at it for too long ☐ Bad ☐ Atari ☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Your PC runs Paint? ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☑ Fast ☐ Rich boy ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story? ☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew! ☐ Something with a bit of a story ☑ Average ☐ Good ☐ Beautiful! ☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis, and Tolkien joined forces to write it ☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ "I know kugfu!" ☑ Excellent! ☐ Good ☐ Mehh ☐ Instead, watch the paint dry ☐ Just... no ☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it's funnier ---{ Grind }--- ☐ You'll need a second life to grind ☐ Grindmaniac ☐ Medium level grind ☐ Only if you care about achievements ☑ No grind needed ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain use ☐ Hard without a brain ☐ What's your IQ? ☐ Dark Souls ☐ Hawking joined with Neil deGrasse Tyson to create a time machine and thus find Einstein and Tesla to create this game. ---{ Hours of Gameplay }--- ☐ Enough time for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Medium ☐ Long ☐ You start, your grandchild finishes ☑ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay } --- ☐ Once is enough ☐ Only if you're aiming for achievements ☐ After a few months... Years... Mods... ☐ With DLCs it's worth it ☐ You'd better have time to waste ☑ Well... You didn't need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of them ☑ Small glitches ☐ Can be annoying ☐ You'll curse... ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a great bug breeding ground ---{ Multiplayer } --- ☐ No multiplayer ☐ LAN ☐ Says it has it, but it'll blow up your PC if you try ☐ There it is... a lonely, forgotten desert ☐ Meh, it's kinda fun ☐ Solo mission? What? ☑ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audiorgasmic ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Acceptable ☐ Bad ☐ I'm deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Children ☐ Teenagers ☐ Adults ☐ Grandma ☑ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ Not available on Steam anymore ☑ It's free! ☐ The price is fair ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If you have some money to spare ☐ Not recommended ☐ You might as well just burn your money ---{ 8 / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☑ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 Well, this phenomenon needs no introduction! But how does a total noob manage to play this? Well, not playing competitively already helps. But it wasn't easy! The first times I tried, right in the first season, I gave up. I couldn't do it, but I thought the idea was so cool! Years later I picked it up again, and today I even win some! Now, what I've completely given up on is trying to imitate those crazy architects. I can't build, it just doesn't work. But seriously, a battle royale, completely crazy and always innovating, with a bunch of wacky skins and crazy missions... I don't even need to say it, the numbers speak for themselves: it's very worth it!