PsychoCarbo Resident Evil 3 Review

Wut? A remake? Where? 10/10 Rating at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ Da Vinci created a new reality ☑ You forget what reality is ☐ Red Dead Redemption II ☐ Biutchyful ☐ Decent ☐ Don’t look for too long ☐ Bad ☐ Atari ☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Does your PC run Paint? ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☑ Fast ☐ Rich Kid PC ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story? ☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew! ☐ Some smooth talk ☐ Average ☐ Good ☑ Beautiful! ☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien teamed up to write it ☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Excellent! ☑ Good ☐ Cool, but you can play it with two fingers ☐ Mehh ☐ Might as well watch paint dry ☐ Yeah, right ☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- ☑ Not necessary ☐ Only if you care about achievements ☐ Not required to progress ☐ Medium grind level ☐ Grind maniac ☐ You’ll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press “W” ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑ Significant brain usage ☐ Hard ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Game Length }--- ☐ Just enough for a cup of coffee ☑ Short ☐ Medium ☐ Long ☐ You start it, your grandkid finishes it ☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay Value }--- ☐ Once is enough ☐ Only if you aim for achievements ☑ After a few months… years… mods… ☑ With DLCs it’s worth it ☐ You better have time to waste ☐ Well… you didn’t need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of any ☐ Small bugs ☐ Can be annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ Cyberpunk 2022 ☐ The game itself is a giant bug farm ---{ Multiplayer }--- ☑ No multiplayer ☐ LAN ☐ Says it has it, but will blow up your PC if you try ☐ There it is… a lonely, forgotten desert ☐ Meh, it’s kinda fun ☐ Solo mission? What? ☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audiogasmic ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Acceptable ☐ Bad ☐ I’m deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ☐ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ No longer available on Steam ☐ It’s free! ☑ Fair price ☑ If it’s on sale ☐ If you have some spare cash ☐ I don’t recommend it ☐ You might as well just burn your money ---{ 10 / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☑ 10 I had already screamed with excitement with the RE2 Remake… AND THEY MADE ME SCREAM AGAIN! ANOTHER MASTERPIECE! What can I say? Following the perfection of its predecessor, RE3 Remake is once again an immense pleasure to play! The graphics and art direction remain wonderful, the story keeps us intrigued, the characters maintain their depth, the mechanics were slightly improved (we love being able to dodge attacks)… And yet the game ends up being quite different from 2! Not better, not worse — just distinct! So here it is: if 2 has the incredible Leon, whom we adore, 3 brings us the incredible Jill, who can handle absolutely everything! While 2 leans more into the claustrophobic and tense atmosphere, 3 feels more focused on broader environments and action. But don’t worry — the adrenaline is still the same. That said, I can’t ignore my personal preference, which is purely sentimental and not meant to judge or diminish either chapter. Even though the third brings welcome novelties and even a slightly different style, the second won me over more. It felt more complete and deeper than its successor. But I repeat: both are undoubtedly on the same level and absolutely worth it! And that’s why RE3 Remake also joins my list of favorite games, finished in six hours. I HIGHLY recommend it. And I didn’t wait for anyone before jumping into the 4 Remake which — spoiler alert — is already a total banger!!!