PsychoCarbo A Story About My Uncle Review

7/10 Review at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Red Dead Redemption II ☑ Byutiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Don't look at it for too long ☐ Bad ☐ Atari ☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Your PC runs Paint? ☑ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boy ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story? ☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew! ☐ Something with a bit of a story ☐ Average ☐ Good ☑ Beautiful! ☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis, and Tolkien joined forces to write it ☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ "I know kugfu!" ☐ Excellent! ☑ Good ☐ Kind of cool ☐ Meh, you can play with two fingers ☐ Instead, watch the paint dry ☐ Just... no ☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it's funnier ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Not needed ☐ Only if you care about achievements ☐ Not necessary to progress ☑ Medium level of grind ☐ Grindmaniac ☐ You'll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑ Average ☐ Hard without a brain ☐ What's your IQ? ☐ Dark Souls ☐ Hawking joined with Neil deGrasse Tyson to create a time machine and thus find Einstein and Tesla to create this game. ---{ Hours of Gameplay }--- ☐ Enough time for a cup of coffee ☑ Short ☐ Medium ☐ Long ☐ You start, your grandchild finishes ☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay } --- ☐ Once is enough ☑ Only if you're aiming for achievements ☑ After a few months... Years... Mods... ☐ With DLCs it's worth it ☐ You'd better have time to waste ☐ Well... You didn't need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of them ☑ Small glitches ☐ Can be annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ Cyberpunk 2022 ☐ The game itself is a great bug breeding ground ---{ Multiplayer } --- ☑ No multiplayer ☐ Lan ☐ Says it has it, but it'll blow up your PC if you try ☐ There it is... A lonely, forgotten desert ☐ Meh, it's kind of fun ☐ Solo mission? What? ☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audiorgasmic ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Acceptable ☐ Bad ☐ I'm deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Children ☐ Teenagers ☐ Adults ☐ Grandma ☑ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ Not available on Steam anymore (you can easily find it on other platforms, even on Netflix!) *I didn't test The Definitive Edition, and based on the reviews, I won't. ☐ It's free! ☐ The price is fair ☑ If it's on sale ☐ If you have some money to spare ☐ Not recommended ☐ You might as well just burn your money ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☑ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 'A Story about my Uncle' is a simple, yet beautiful and captivating game. The story doesn't deserve a literature prize, but it's poetic and charming and fulfills its role. This, along with an environment full of magic and nostalgia, makes it all worthwhile. And the game itself isn't that simple, you have to know how to use the grappling hook! So I recommend this short and little-known game, it's worth it.