RedLanternKing Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Review

Jun 20, 2025
Having seen all the hype and all of the praise this game was getting imagine my surprise to find that this is infact one of the worst games I have ever played. Everything in this game is covered in a layer of wet for some reason, flat monotone pallets. Character designs aren't bad, just genuinely uninspired. I kept saying the music was its saving grace since the music in the first two zones is wonderful. That all changes when get further in. The music goes from being a wonderful representation of the world and environment to this mismatch of genre and tone. Don't worry it's not all doom and gloom! They're are plenty of jokes to try to balance their attempt at edgy storytelling! Let me yell you, it is about half a step up from marvel humor. Minor spoiler for the first 20 mins: you're character is a coward, leave it to the French to write a story where a while army loses a fight. Write what you know i suppose. Combat: man they hyped this up, it's a rhythm game. Just dodge to the tempo and you win! Which is exactly what I want in a jrpg... the ability to only put my controller down on my t turn. Like ddr or guitar hero? You'll live this is essentially the same. Worth the rise of persona hand i had hoped the industry would take after that, a more fast paced and satisfying style of turn based I would say try it on game pass to save for money , but even that's a waste. Overall: I'm passing a kidney stone and that's more enjoyable then this mess
3
NahNahAlanah
Jun 21, 2025
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oldino
Jul 18, 2025
It would be nice to see at what games you give higher votes since u managed to give 0,5 to a title that if you do not like you should at least give a 4 or 5 out of 10, but 1 out of 10 is totally out of this world, probably 10 years old child could react with a vote like this
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Phuz
Aug 25, 2025
I don't know why someone is saying you should give a 4, or 5. If I waste time and money on a game then it's an instant 0 from me. I don't have either time, or money to throw away. That's even ignoring any time and fuel to drive to the shop to trade. Why would anyone score a game they find unplayable anything above bottom marks. Nice graphics and sound, or any other aspect doesn't make a game any more fun, or more valuable to you if you don't like it. I haven't played 33 yet but I have played many games scored at 90-100 on average that I would give 0. If anything it's an adult score. Someone time and money holds value to, not giving sympathy points because one, or two individual elements were OK. If you had a meal and 90% of what was on your plate tasted awful, would you eat the meal, or rate it a 5/10 meal?
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