thealexmott Pikmin 4 Review

May 8, 2025
Pikmin 4 isn't just a great entry in the series, it's a series of glorious payoffs from its predecessors. Every kind of Pikmin is back. Caves are back. The bad ending from Pikmin 1 (?!?!?) is back, and there's an entire post-game mode that functions like DLC for that game. There's a bonkers final boss fight and loads of challenge modes. But most of all, LOUIE IS BACK THAT WRETCHED SACK OF PUTRID TONSIL STONES I HATE HIS STUPID GUTS WE SHOULD HAVE PUSHED HIM OUT THE AIRLOCK TO ASPHYXIATE IN THE VACUUM OF SPACE I HOPE HE STASHED SOME SNAGRET EGGS ON THE SHIP AND FORGOT TO EAT THEM SO WHEN HE GETS HOME THEY CAN HATCH AND PECK OUT HIS EYES IN FRONT OF HIS FAMILY Also Oatchi is cute!
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