thealexmott Yakuza 5 Remastered Review

Yakuza 5 is an anthology series. Episode 1 - Kazuma Kiryu “Suicidal Pedestrian Kart” ———————————————— The citizens of Nagasugai are desperate to die! It is your job to thwart the morbid plans of the populace while lawfully delivering your passengers! Episode 2 - Taiga Saejima “Cabela’s Dangerous Hunts: Sapporo Edition feat. Weapon Distribution Santa” ———————————————— Eat tripe, learn what a Marten is, and giggle every time Saejima says “Baba-chan”! Episode 3 - Haruka Sawamura “Harukatsune Miku” ———————————————— Sing and dance as you learn to stand up for yourself, but also repeat things back to authority figures verbatim and follow countless instructions without any error or deviation of any kind! Episode 4 - Shun Akiyama “Inept Businessman Simulator: Osaka Expansion” ———————————————— Spend very little time establishing a new office because there’s so much DANCING and KICKING to do! Episode 5 - Tatsuo Shinada “Brothel Baseball Chocobo Racer” ———————————————— Play baseball, race chickens, and write filth to get out of CRIPPLING DEBT! Episode 6 - All "Yakuzavengers: Homecoming" ———————————————— Probably the most baffling, nonsensical climax of any Yakuza game so far, but that doesn't stop it from being hype!