PsychoCarbo Card Hunter Review

07/10 Review at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Red Dead Redemption II ☐ Byutiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Don't look at it for too long ☐ Bad ☐ Atari ☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Your PC runs Paint? ☑ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boy ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ It will replace your life ☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien joined forces to write it ☐ Beautiful! ☑ Good ☐ Average ☐ Something with a bit of a story ☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew! ☐ Story? What story? ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ "I know kugfu!" ☐ Excellent! ☐ Good ☑ Nice, but you can play with two fingers ☐ Mehh ☐ Instead, watch the paint dry ☐ Just... no ☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it's funnier ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Not needed ☐ Only if you care about achievements ☐ Not necessary to progress ☑ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain use ☐ Hard without a brain ☐ What's your IQ? ☐ Dark Souls ☐ Hawking joined with Neil deGrasse Tyson to create a time machine and thus find Einstein and Tesla to create this game. ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Enough time for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ You start, your grandchild finishes ☑ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay } --- ☐ Once is enough ☐ Only if you're aiming for achievements ☐ After a few months... Years... Mods... ☐ Worth it with DLCs ☑ You'd better have time to waste ☐ Well... You didn't need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ Cyberpunk 2022 ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ Multiplayer } --- ☐ No multiplayer ☐ Lan ☐ Says it has it, but it'll blow up your PC if you try ☐ There it is... A lonely, forgotten desert ☐ Meh, it's kind of fun ☑ Solo mission? What? ☑ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audiorgasmic ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☐ Adults ☐ Grandma ☑ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ Not available on Steam anymore (you can easily find it on other platforms, even on Netflix!) *I didn't test The Definitive Edition, and based on the reviews, I won't. ☑ It's free! ☐ The price is fair ☐ If it's on sale (at least 80%) ☐ If you have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☑ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 Well, I can't give a very deep review of Card Hunter, as I haven't dedicated enough time to it. But I need to dedicate more time to the games I bought than to free games! I saw that some of the criticisms were about it being a 'pay to win', but I haven't even had a chance to experience that. The first thing, which was very pleasant and caught my attention, is the 'design' of the cardboard and board game, very nice. Then, the tutorial is very well done and has humor. The story and gameplay are not far behind. In other words, from my experience it is a game with a lot of potential, which you get hooked on quickly and which I highly recommend. I will probably come back in the future to try one more time.