PsychoCarbo Backpack Hero Review

Jan 12, 2026
09/10 Ideal for people with a mania! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Red Dead Redemption II ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Don’t look for too long ☐ Bad ☐ Atari ☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Can your PC run Paint? ☑ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich Ox ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story? ☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew! ☑ Some sweet talk ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Beautiful! ☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis and Tolkien teamed up to write it ☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Excellent! ☑ Good ☐ Nice, but you can play it with two fingers ☐ Mehh ☐ Just watch paint dry instead ☐ Yeah, right ☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it’s more fun ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Not needed ☐ Only if you care about achievements ☐ Not necessary to progress ☑ Medium grind level ☐ Grind maniac ☐ You’ll need a second life to grind ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press “W” ☐ Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Hard ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Playtime }--- ☐ Enough time for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Medium ☑ Long ☐ You start, your grandchild finishes ☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay }--- ☐ One time is enough ☐ Only if you aim for achievements ☑ After a few months… Years… Mods… ☐ With DLCs it’s worth it ☐ You’d better have time to waste ☐ Well… you didn’t really need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of them ☑ Small issues ☐ Can be annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ Cyberpunk 2022 ☐ The game itself is a huge bug farm ---{ Multiplayer }--- ☑ No multiplayer ☐ LAN ☐ Says it has it, but your PC will explode if you try ☐ There it is… a lonely, forgotten desert ☐ Meh, it’s kinda fun ☐ Solo mission? What? ☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audio-orgasmic ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ Acceptable ☐ Bad ☐ I’m deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Children ☐ Teenagers ☐ Adults ☐ Grandma ☑ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ No longer available on Steam (easy to find on other platforms, even on Netflix!) *I didn’t test The Definitive Edition and, judging by the reviews, I won’t. ☐ It’s free! ☑ Fair price ☐ On sale (you can find it for free, I recommend it) ☐ If you have some spare money ☐ I don’t recommend it ☐ You can also just burn your money ---{ 9 / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☑ 9 ☐ 10 Ah, how I love getting surprises like this: you have no idea what you’re getting into and suddenly you’re addicted to a cute little game with a solid challenge! Backpack Hero is basically a “organize your backpack” simulator, but it’s much more complex than it looks. On top of that, you unlock new characters, each with their own traits and mechanics. The game also offers a city-building aspect, which unlocks new elements and challenges. In truth, it was very close to being perfect. The story is sadly very shallow, the soundtrack is bland, and the building aspect could have been more developed. And of course, we’d love more characters! Still, none of that takes away from the pleasure of this “comfort game”, which has become one of my favorites! Highly recommended!!!
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