PsychoCarbo Ancient Enemy Review

Aug 18, 2025
5/10 Review at the end! ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ DaVinci created a new reality ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Red Dead Redemption II ☐ Byutifu ☐ Good ☑ Decent ☐ Don't look at it for too long ☐ Bad ☐ Atari ☐ Tamagotchi ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Your PC runs Paint? ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boy ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story? ☐ One word. Pewpewpew! Three words. Pew pew! ☐ Something with a bit of a story ☐ Average ☑ Good ☐ Beautiful! ☐ Isabel Allende, Machado de Assis, and Tolkien joined forces to write it ☐ It will replace your life ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ "I know kugfu!" ☐ Excellent! ☑ Good ☐ Mehh ☐ Instead, watch the paint dry ☐ Just... no ☐ Smash your hand with a hammer, it's funnier ---{ Grind }--- ☐ You'll need a second life to grind ☐ Grindmaniac ☑ Medium level grind ☐ Only if you care about achievements ☐ No grind needed ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☑ Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain use ☐ Hard without a brain ☐ What's your IQ? ☐ Dark Souls ☐ Hawking joined with Neil deGrasse Tyson to create a time machine and find Einstein and Tesla to create this game. ---{ Hours of Gameplay }--- ☐ Enough time for a cup of coffee ☑ Short ☐ Medium ☐ Long ☐ You start, your grandchild finishes ☐ To infinity and beyond! ---{ Replay } --- ☑ Once is enough ☐ Only if you're aiming for achievements ☐ After a few months... Years... Mods... ☐ Worth it with DLCs ☐ You'd better have time to waste ☐ Well... You didn't need a life anyway! ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of them ☐ Small glitches ☐ Can be annoying ☐ You'll curse... ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a great bug breeding ground ---{ Multiplayer } --- ☑ No multiplayer ☐ LAN ☐ Says it has it, but it'll blow up your PC if you try ☐ There it is... a lonely, forgotten desert ☐ Meh, it's kind of fun ☐ Solo mission? What? ☐ Basically an MMO ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Audiorgasmic ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Acceptable ☐ Bad ☐ I'm deaf now ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Children ☐ Teenagers ☐ Adults ☐ Grandma ☑ Everyone ---{ Price }--- ☐ Not available on Steam anymore ☐ It's free! ☐ The price is fair ☑ If it's on sale ☑ If you have some money to spare ☐ Not recommended ☐ You might as well just burn your money ---{ 05/ 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☑ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 First and foremost, it's important to say that this game was developed by an independent company, composed of a couple passionate about games. In other words, it's one of their first projects, so it needs to be judged as such. So, Ancient Enemy is a short card game in a fantasy world, with RPG and turn-based battle elements. The game system is actually interesting, and can be fun for a while. Also, the art in the drawings and the narrative try to bring a charm... But... It ends up being too limited. You can feel the care behind the game, but even so, it lacks a lot in all areas. The art could be more varied, but it's very limited. The sound is not bad but ends up being tedious. The story has potential, but ends up being boring. Ultimately, for a short game, it ends up being loooooong. Anyway, the game is not bad, but no matter how hard it tries, it can't be acceptable. And if it were at least cheap... But without a sale, it costs more than R$50!!! Then it gets tough. So, I wouldn't say that I don't recommend this game at all, but it has to be with a super sale and if you are a big fan of card games and solitaires. Yeah... I guess I don't recommend it, sadly.
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