Wiffle Rocket League Review

Rocket League is one of those games that sounds awesome on paper—cars playing soccer, boosting around the field, scoring epic goals. But once you actually play it, You will realize the game is DOGGY DOO DOO First off, the matchmaking is awful. One minute you're winning 7-0, the next you're up against people who play like they're in the Rocket League World Championship. There's no in-between. And don’t even get me started on teammates—half of them miss the ball every time or just bump you out of the way on purpose. It’s like playing soccer with toddlers in racecars. The controls are also way too sensitive. You barely tap boost and suddenly you’re flying across the map like a pinball. And trying to hit the ball in the air? Good luck. You either miss completely or hit it into your own goal. Then there’s the community. If you make one mistake, you get spammed with “What a save!” like it’s the end of the world. It’s toxic and annoying. The whole game feels like it rewards sweaty try-hards and punishes casual players who just want to have fun. In the end, Rocket League could’ve been great, but instead it’s a frustrating mess that makes you want to uninstall it after every match. 2/10, would rather watch paint dry.