Joe Juba
The Quiet Man isn't fun, interesting, or worthwhile in any way. No one should play it
Something is wrong when the only fun a game offers is by giving you the opportunity to laugh at its ineptitude
Even though it's technically a game, Battletoads is not a good time
From the narrative to the puzzles, no part of Robinson: The Journey pays off
If you like jump-scares, this is for you. If you like horror titles that effectively establish an atmosphere, this is not for you
Building and defending your settlements doesn't have enough variety, and the challenging parts are more frustrating than fun
Brutal difficulty isn’t bad by itself, but Rise & Shine doesn’t balance it with a sense of satisfaction when you succeed
Slow pacing, boring mechanics, and a small cast of unlikeable characters makes this a tough experience to enjoy – even for fans
Too simple to be satisfying, and not thematically deep enough to be interesting
Long periods of waiting and repetitive tasks make this simulation hard to recommend, especially since your efforts only rarely pay off