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Behold The Kickmen

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Available on:PCJul 20, 2017

Developer: Size Five Games

Genres: Action, Sports

BEHOLD THE KICKMEN started as a silly Twitter joke, and evolved like a beautiful flower into the year's least-exciting and mostly-incorrect Football Simulation. It's football, as seen through the eyes of someone with no understanding of, or interest in, the Laws of Football. Start at the bottom of the Big Boring British Football Spreadsheet system and grind your way up, gruelling match after gruelling match, to become the best at the football that anyone's ever seen, and win the World Cup for your mantelpiece.

Behold The Kickmen Critic Reviews

A misguided attempt at parody, underpinned by a poor sports game by anyone's standards.

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While not quite able to deliver an arcade football experience worth sticking with, the quality gags make up for the low budget aesthetic.

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The novelty of the absurdness wears off pretty quickly. But it makes up for it by being a fun little football game.

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