First, a mercy: Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 Patch 1.2 is not out yet. You won't be drowned in patch notes here. But that doesn't mean the drowning isn't imminent - 34 pages is a lot to get lost in, and it's coming very soon.
While it's not quite a massive day-one patch that many games (including the previous installment of this very series) love so much, it still earns that "massive" label. Whether or not those 34 pages of patch notes will come with a massive file size is yet to be determined, but the changes will be significant either way.
The PR manager for Warhorse Studios, Tobias Stolz-Zwilling, made a post on X announcing the change, alongside a certain gif of Phil Swift plugging a leak with thunderous might.
The update's got quite a few new items, including a new mode, but all those together could likely be described in 34 individual items - not 34 whole pages. And as expected, Stolz-Zwilling isn't about to become a leaker anytime soon.
What's In Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 Patch 1.2?
While details are scarce, we do know that this patch will bring a hardcore mode to the game,...