Two Point Museum is yet another brilliant game from Two Point Studios, who made Two Point Hospital and Two Point Campus. Now if you add up all the two points in that sentence, how many points do you have? That’s right, eight points total! Alright, let me do a quick word count on how far I’ve gotten in this piece before I can put a bow on it and check out for the rest of the day. Christ. That little? Hoo boy.
Alright, I’m going to need something with a little hot sauce to get those eyeballs. What’s something completely innocuous that also works as a honey trap? I know! I’m going to compare Two Points Museum to Dragon Age: The Veilguard. But, after looking at the two, I’ve got to say it’s a lot more complicated than you think. No, that’s a lie. It’s not more complicated than you think.
Now, we’ve already been through a long discourse on why Dragon Age: The Veilguard didn’t perform well. I don’t want to relitigate the issues, even if doing so would get a lot of comments on this article and a lot of repeat clicks of people coming back to see...
