Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 just dropped a massive 68GB update. Thankfully, not all of that consists of hairstyles for Henry. The patch notes are filled with animation improvements, balancing changes, and a few quality of life upgrades, along with adding a barber vendor to give Henry a mullet.
Even wild dogs are dunking on me.
These improvements not only improve the game, but many of them also make medieval life a bit more tolerable. While they are welcomed, fans of the game have also pointed out some of the funniest changes that have been made in patch 1.2. The game has its own sense of humour, but some of these fixes are pretty funny.
Over on Reddit, one player shared a meme about how the update is welcomed, but the sheer size of it is intimidating. While players will have to wait for it to download, some have decided to see the funny side of the patch notes; for instance, "Improved physics of the parsnip." It's unclear why this vegetable needed improved physics, but the devs left nothing to chance.
"Thank god. That’s what kept me from saying Game of the Year. I’m glad they fixed it," said one...
