In today's issue of 'gamers are absolutely normal people doing totally unquestionable things', we bring you the story of the Zenless Zone Zero player who has analyzed 23 different female characters, estimating the size, condition, and smell of their trotters.
And the community is having a normal one.
While the post on Reddit admits that "canonically we've only seen the feet of Grace Howard, Anby Demara, Jane Doe (in her cinematic teaser), and Vivian Banshee," they still manage to give their best guess about each of the characters' dogs.
Before I break it down properly, props to the researcher in this instance. They've gone into serious detail, creating a full five-column table, filled to the brim with details about the different women's feet. It's just a little (see: very) strange.
You can maybe forgive their desire to log each of the characters' height and foot size for database reasons, but it's the foot condition and smell, which are "inferred from activity", where things go a little awry.
Astra Yao's feet are described as "well-maintained," but "wearing those heels all the time, there are some imperfections," and they also "smell slightly of sweat and perfume."
Corin Wickes, on the...
